We’ve seen Jesus toast, Virgin Mary Crackers, and even the odd satan related item in the past, but for a change we have something new: the Hand of God Rock Wall.

Paul Grayhek from Northern Idaho claims the 9 feet tall and 4 feet wide hand appeared in his backyard after a rockfall during Lent on March 8. “I prayed between licking my wounds and looking for a job,” he told CNN. “We rarely get rockfalls and this formation is 20 feet from my house. It’s definitely a symbol of the hand of God in my life.”

Naturally the hand is up for sale on eBay (here) and bidding is currently at $102.51. There are a couple of catches: the buyer has to remove the hand, restore the ground where the hand is currently located, and last but not least, pay for all “city, county, state or federal permits, easements and/or fees.”

If jumping through hoops to get the hand of god is too much for you, an alternative listing on eBay is offering the “finger of god,” with bidding currently at $10.50.

Hand of God Rock Wall for sale on eBay is a post from: The Inquisitr

Ever wanted to live in a cave? Well know you can.

A Missouri couple facing possible foreclosure hasve put their cave house up for sale on eBay.

Bidding on the three bedroom, two bathroom cave starts at $300,000.

Along with the 15,000 square feet of space, the house also comes with 2.8 hectares of picturesque land.

You can follow the auction on eBay here or via the widget:

Hard times: couple forced to sell cave house on eBay is a post from: The Inquisitr

Just when you think you’ve seen every weird get fit with little or no work product, one comes out of left field that is so bizarre, it has you spinning…or to be precise, your rear spinning in circles.

The Hawaii Chair, also known as the Hulu Chair depending on the manufacturer, claims to give you a workout in the office by rotating your rear hulu fashion while you’re working at your desk.

While it may work effectively on your abs, it’s the way its promoted that earns it a WTF tag. Yes, you are seated while you work out, but can you really be working effectively while your rear is being thrown around a chair?

If you absolutely must, you can buy them on Amazon here or eBay here. Here’s the demo video:

Exercise equipment hits new levels of WTF: the Hawaii Chair is a post from: The Inquisitr

Do you have a nipple fetish? Can you never get enogh of those succulent jui….. sorry. Start again.

One ingenious seller on eBay has decided the best way to deal with a nipple fetish is with more nipples, seling noverly nipple stickers.

Marketed as being (and I’m not making this up) “great fun at any event” one suggested use is to place them over real nipples so you can see what having a nipple ring is like. Yeah, WTF just describes it.

Bidding starts at $5.99 including free shipping on eBay here, or via the widget below. Bidding closes Feb 7 at 5:20pm PST.

Best of eBay: novelty nipple stickers is a post from: The Inquisitr

From Deluxe Burger King Mask

By heliacal rising (Raleigh, NC) –

I’ve been waiting forever for this moment. I’ve finally found a way to frighten the ever loving crap out of my enemies AND offer them delicious artery-clogging fast food at the same time! I can now slip into their beds in the middle of the night and then try to silence their waking screams by offering them piping hot Croissan’Wiches! I can stow away in the back seat of their cars and spring up while they’re driving to work, shoving a mouth-watering TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Deluxe in their face!

My most successful scare to date involved the rotten jerk that my wife (the tramp) had an affair with. Dude was taking out the trash, not expecting a thing. When he opened the lid of the big trashcan in his garage, I popped out with a plate of savory BK Stackers. Because of his heart condition, he was unable to enjoy the scrumptious delicacy I had offered him…the poor guy. I was able to avoid the cops by leaping from the shadows and spraying them in the eyes with a healthy dose of Zesty Onion Ring Dippin’ Sauce, then fleeing the scene of the crime with a kingly cackle. Don’t go thinking that I’m completely insensitive. I did attend the guy’s funeral and my wife is now extremely sorry she cheated on me. Sounds like a win-win situation to me!

Best of Amazon: Burger King mask frightens people is a post from: The Inquisitr

There’s weird, and then there’s weirdly overpriced junk. One enterprising eBayer has an empty bottle of wite-out up for sale on eBay, with bidding at the time of writing hitting $54.00.

The same guy has also successfully sold a cap from a pen for $50, and a used highlighter for $49. For every bizarre item, there’s a sucker with money wanting to buy it.

You can watch this captivating auction here, or via the widget below. Bidding finishes as 2:25pm PST February 1, 2009.

Best of eBay: Empty Bottle of Wite-Out, cheap at $54 is a post from: The Inquisitr

What price a soul for all of eternity? one enterprising 21 year old is trying to find out.

An eBay listing ending at 1:53pm PST Jan 31 offers an eternal soul. At the time of writing, the recession seems to have driven the cost of a soul down, with bidding only reaching $15.50. Sounds cheap.

From the listing:

I no longer have any need for my soul. i will make out a notarized contract of ownership, witnessed by a catholic priest and signed in my own blood. my soul will be yours for whatever purposes you may have for it. Its a perfectly good soul, has only been in use for 21 years and is in good condition.

You can bid on the soul here, or via the widget below.

Best of eBay: get in quick, this eternal soul will sell is a post from: The Inquisitr

A gift that gives: who needs Angels, babies, bunnies, cars, and puppies, when you can share each month with dog shit in a scenic location.

From the auction:

Each month features a beautiful image, but in every picture is a nice picturesque pile of dog poop. Professionally photographed, these pictures are almost breath taking, and yet totally disgusting at the same time. Packed with fun facts and stories about dog poop, this calendar is an ingenious gag gift for both the dog lover and the dog hater!

Might work as a prank, but otherwise do not want.

You can grab your 2009 dog poop calendar here, or via the widget below:

Best of eBay: The 2009 Dog Poop Calender is a post from: The Inquisitr

The 44th President

Barack Obama & Spiderman

Team up

A True Historic Moment

Sounds like a great offer, until you get to the fine print: the offer is for the domain obamaspidey.com, and the seller has a starting bid on it of $10,000. Still, the logo is sort of cool….or maybe not.

You can follow the Obama Spiderman auction here or below:

Best of eBay: Make history with an Obama Spiderman Domain Name! Cheap at only $10,000 is a post from: The Inquisitr