And by “workplace,” I mean “club.” I was so excited to see Lauren Conrad flanked by Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth last night while they were filming The Hills– that means they’ve made up. Right?! For all of you who have watched the show or have read about it here, you know that things are never that simple.

Poor Audrina Patridge was puzzled last weekend when rumors circulated about her Hills co-star L.C. hooking up with her ex Justin-Bobby. Lauren promptly denied it and blamed it on Spencer. As you do. He denied having anything to do with it, of course, but I figured the girls would bond over their hatred of the guy.

Even though the two are currently filming The Hills and seem pretty amicable on camera, Audrina came onto “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” to talk about problems with Lauren. Here’s the short and sweet version:

“Audrina explained that she’d tried to talk to Lauren about what really happened with Justin and that Lauren had hung up on her. She also took issue with the fact that rather than speak to her directly about whatever did or didn’t happen, Lauren had chosen to speak to the tabloids.”

So most of what you see on The Hills isn’t real, because these girls are fighting on the sidelines for sure. First Heidi, then Spencer, then Brody, then Doug, and now Audrina? L.C.’s running out of friends to fight with! I’m sorry, but I think that L.C. might be the problem here.

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Zipping through my usual Hills fix on MTV, I noticed something: not only has Audrina Patridge’s disconcerting stare been acknowledged on their company blog, it’s been suggested that it’s something I need to. . . practice? Too weird.

Remote Control caught my eye with a piece entitled “Audrina Patridge Masters Art of Sexy Stare (And Shares Her Secret!)”:

“Whether she’s rolling her eyes at Justin Bobby, bobbing her head at the weird shows or initiating mascara-streaming cryfests with her on/off BFF, Audrina Patridge never leaves the Hills‘ pad without a pair of skinny jeans and a fair amount of expertly applied eye makeup. [...] That’s right, the buxom brunette is spilling the secret behind her smoky bedroom eyes and revealing her tips for applying dramatic eyeliner without accidentally landing yourself in the E.R.!”

So they’re saying it’s more than just looking at some random point on the wall? ‘Cause I don’t think that her “sexy stare” has anything to do with liquid liner.

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