Angelina Jolie gave another one of her irritatingly perfect interviews recently, this time with The Sunday Times. It’s a hefty one that’ll keep the tabloids humming along for ages, and my favorite parts are when Angelina claims to have “never hurt anybody” in her life, and journalist Tony Allen Mills sounds like he’s totally crushing on her and her “milk-heavy curves.” That’s not all, though!

Angelina let us in on those juicy W magazine details (from her “scandalous” photo shoot), saying that:

“It became this one-week project in our house.” [...] The way she tells it, matters quickly got out of hand, and some of the photographs proved far too sexual to be released on an unsuspecting American audience.

“Yeah, we thought about it, we’d look at the pictures as art and say this is a really interesting photograph, but then we’d know better and we’d think about how it was going to be received. So we made it a little more tame than it was originally.”

I’m glad she had the foresight to hold back on the racier stuff, considering the reaction to her innocent breastfeeding shots. Nobody needs that kind of drama.

What did strike me was Angelina’s creepy description of her family, likened by Mills to “baking a cake” and sounding impersonal to the extreme:

“Most likely we’ll adopt again. As we layer them in, with two new ones, we’re watching that balance, that shape and form, and once we feel that’s solid, we’ll know when it’s time to bring in another.”

“The two new ones” are Vivienne and Knox, and “them” refers to her precious kiddies in general. How personal, WTF?! I think she goes into autopilot when she gives interviews now.

Angelina Jolie Talks Sexy Pictures and Cake Baking is a post from: The Inquisitr

For all of the Angelina Jolie haters (I’m declining to identify due the guilt caused by watching this video), Angelina Jolie came back from Afghanistan and brought this footage along with her. Recorded by UNHCR, it documents her trip to visit refugees who are coming home– and who have nothing, I might add. A male refugee cries when telling her his story, she cries, and then I cried when I saw it.

I couldn’t believe that people are still calling her a homewrecker after all this (see surprisingly insidious PopSugar comments here– there are 92 but it’s worth it, if you weren’t already depressed enough).

Video Courtesy of Entertainment Tonight

Oldie-But-Goody: Angelina Jolie Makes Us Cry in Afghanistan is a post from: The Inquisitr

Woo-hoo! Angelina Jolie’s full photo spread was released in W magazine with all of Brad Pitt’s photos, and I must say that things are looking pretty steamy. Or “artsy,” if you prefer, considering that the photos are in grainy black and white. Is that a nipple? (NSFW) Yes, and here’s another. (NSFW coming at you!)

So those breastfeeding pics are looking pretty tasteful now, hmmm?

You can check out all the shots at Egotastic. If they make you feel uncomfortable, don’t worry: they’re supposed to. Especially after you coo over sweet baby pics.

Angelina Flashes Butt & Nip In W Magazine is a post from: The Inquisitr

Angelina took the chance to tell us that she’s already planning on adding another child to the brat pack:

“Yeah, I have something in mind. You can’t even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled. [. . .] It’s a smart thing . . . to understand when to bring another child in.”

I wonder where they’ll find the newest addition?

Angelina Jolie Wants to Add to Her Brood is a post from: The Inquisitr