Posts Tagged ‘ america ’

  • Worst Commercial Ever?
    Comments - Posted 08.06.08

    The following video is safe for work, but not recommended while eating.

    The video title says it all: “Stop reusing catheters!” but this definitely falls into I can’t believe this was shown on television category. Apparently nothing is sacred. Also, she feared calling strangers but now the catheter people are her friends??

    If you’re new here, […]

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  • Jesus makes laundry appearance
    Comments - Posted 07.30.08

    Determined not to be out done by the Virgin Mary’s recent appearance in a sink, Jesus has made an appearance in the folds of some dirty laundry, and naturally like all [insert name of deity/ icon here] appearances, a news crew was on hand to record it for future posterity.

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  • Virgin Mary appearances take new low: a floor drain
    Comments - Posted 07.25.08

    The Virgin Mary continues to rock the United States, but appearances seem to be getting nasty, with her latest appearance in a Salinas, California floor drain.
    The owner of the restaurant where the drain is located told reporters that he sees the image as a blessing of hope for his business.

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  • When Javelina Attack
    Comments - Posted 06.08.08

    Residents in Phoenix, Arizona have a new problem on their hands, attacks by Javelina, a native pig like animal. The Javelina apparently have a preference for people walking their dogs.

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  • The Rise of the Machines: Robot Conducts Detroit Symphony
    Comments - Posted 05.14.08

    Interesting story off the AP wire: A Honda Motor Company designed robot conducts the Detroit Symphony in a performance of “The Impossible Dream” from “Man of La Mancha.” First conductors are replaced by machines, musicians next, then the world!

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  • Nobody Expects A Deer Break And Enter
    Comments - Posted 05.12.08

    Owners of Taylor’s Treasures in Dover, York County PA say they thought the loud noise that woke them up in the middle of the night was traffic or storm damage. They were wrong.
    The deer found its way back out of the store leaving the owners with about $3,000 worth of damage.

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  • Man Finds His Engine Has More Bark
    Comments - Posted 05.09.08

    Is it a bird? is it a plane? No! It’s a pitbull stuck in your engine. This California man explains how he discovered the dog under the hood, complete with ugly-ass dog picture goodness.

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  • Perfect For LA: Designer Guns
    Comments - Posted 05.08.08

    We’ve seen Hello Kitty AK-47’s before, but a new range from designer Peter Gronquist takes designer guns to a whole new level.

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  • College Junior Enters NBA Draft. The Catch: He Has No Basketball Playing Experience
    Comments - Posted 05.07.08

    Zach Feinstein is the dark horse in this years NBA Draft, the dark horse because he’s managed to register himself despite having no serious basketball playing experience.
    Zach explains:
    “The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5′8″ 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional […]

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  • 108 Year-Old Light Bulb
    Comments - Posted 05.07.08

    In the age of environmental awareness, we simply say “the don’t make them like they use to.” This famous hand blown light bulb, known as the “Centennial Light” even has its own webpage and webcam. The Centennial Light online here.

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  • Loyalty is being Buried in a Beer Can
    Comments - Posted 05.06.08

    Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he’s got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. The 67-year-old suburban Chicago man ordered a casket that looks just like a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

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  • Imagine smelling like a fish? Now you can
    Comments - Posted 05.06.08

    Tammy Gobin has a minor problem: she smells like fish.
    The video explains it some more, but apparently in our politically correct society, no one thought to tell poor Tammy that she smelt like a fishmongers at 10am on a Saturday.
    But medical science being as it is has a name for everything, and Tracey suffers from […]

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  • Artist Wants to Change His Name to “In God We Trust”
    Comments - Posted 05.04.08

    An “artist” from Zion, Illonois is to appear in court next month with an application to change his name to the 1950’s introduced US motto “In God We Trust.”
    Steve Kreuscher, a 57 year old school bus driver told local media that the name change is the only way he can be fully free to embrace […]

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