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		<title>Want To Know Why Twitter Keeps Going Down? They&#8217;re All Stoned</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />Via Valleywag, Twitter developer Alex Payne explains what the real problem with Twitter&#8217;s team maybe be drugs: I guess that latest $15 million buys some serious weed. An explanation of &#8220;smoking a bowl&#8221; here, and remember, the next time Twitter is down, someone send the Twitter team munchies and water to straighten the team up [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/794/want-to-know-why-twitter-keeps-going-down-theyre-all-stoned/">Want To Know Why Twitter Keeps Going Down? They&#8217;re All Stoned</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://valleywag.com/5012890/twitters-real-scaling-problem-revealed">Via Valleywag</a>, Twitter developer Alex Payne <a href="http://twitter.com/al3x/statuses/826317860">explains</a> what the real problem with Twitter&#8217;s team maybe be drugs:<br />
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<p>I guess that latest $15 million buys some serious weed. An explanation of &#8220;smoking a bowl&#8221; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smoke+a+Bowl">here</a>, and remember, the next time Twitter is down, someone send the Twitter team munchies and water to straighten the team up so they can fix the problem. Also substitute &#8220;Twitter is down&#8221; with &#8220;the Twitter team is stoned again&#8221; during future outages&#8230;it has a more colorful ring to it <img src='http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/794/want-to-know-why-twitter-keeps-going-down-theyre-all-stoned/">Want To Know Why Twitter Keeps Going Down? They&#8217;re All Stoned</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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