Soccer Timeline

Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup Hotel Room Broken Into By Teenager

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s 2014 World Cup took a surprising turn when he returned to his hotel to find an unexpected guest had managed to evade security and enter his room. Fifteen-year-old Yago Leal had snuck past the hoard of guards who had been hired to protect the Real Madrid and Portuguese striker. According to the Brazilian… Read more »

Ann Coulter Hates Soccer and She Says You Should Hate It Too

Anne Coulter

Controversial conservative columnist Ann Coulter has managed to do it again. And by it, I mean she has done what she, on so many occasions, has done so well. As American soccer fans come to terms with Team USA’s World Cup loss to Germany today, earlier this week, Ann Coulter likened the entire sport to… Read more »

Luis Suarez Out Of World Cup For Biting Italian Defender?

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Luis Suarez could be going home, even if his team, Uruguay, keeps playing in the round of 16. FIFA announced they are launching a probe to investigate the biting of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini, which was caught on camera, even if it happened behind the referee’s back. If Suarez is indeed out of the World… Read more »