He said his wife was mad, but I personally way dig the update and now plan ...
He said his wife was mad, but I personally way dig the update and now plan ...
Before the wonder of the web things like Hairy Woman, Monkey Boy and two ...
Because Twitter followers really only matter on Twitter. [via]
A redditor distracts everyone from peeing their pants over the environmental ...
…useful in determining which seat to take. [reddit]
Doing it right. [reddit]
Because seriously, no one makes phone calls any more.
While this is being humorously billed as the perfect solution for those ...
“It’s like permanently showing off vacation photos with everyone ...
There are few things that terrify me, aside from rats of course, but the ...
Also, stay out of the city. It belongs to the dead now. [Full size, via ...
If they like, wanted to be accurate or something.
For your next PowerPoint, you’re welcome. [epicponyz]
Scofflaws. [failblog]
Because cats will only cuddle if you’re not in the mood. [reddit]
This would be minorly upsetting in a random captcha. [reddit]
I still can’t believe ass is over $10 a lb. [epicponyz]
Because kids’ movies seem to get away with way more depressing shit. ...
How many times have you wanted to take some person by the throat because ...
No, really- you know what that means, right? [reddit]
Upvote if you have totally been there.
Someone get this guy a damn job: an actual letter sent by a COD fan to ...
The interesting thing is that this game seems to have been popular among ...
I’ve never skied, other than a couple times cross country style, and ...
Okay- this seems to be a “thing,” and while I cannot confirm ...
Well, of course he remembers how mad Stevie Johnson got that time when he ...
Are you doing it wrong? [sofapizza]
…and there goes 50% of all Bible-based Facebook fights. [reddit]
I like how in this scenario, Harry and Voldie are Facebook friends. Also, ...
I imagine that this would be perfect for a horror movie but it sure beats ...
… is monitoring your credit score and recent purchases. [sofapizza]
…everywhere, except hotels, amirite? [reddit]
Like cock soccer. It sounds a lot more appealing than regular football. ...
Like a boss.
Normally, reading Groupon copy makes me want to spray Windex in my eyes, but ...
Buy the goddamn kid Black Ops, he deserves it! [Failbook]
Doing it right.
I don’t suppose she was invited to the Lemon Party, then. [via TDW]
…admit it. [FYL]
Pretty much you should only ever pick the candy bar option. [reddit]
Not actually controlled for number of people who merely believe they would ...
…make Lady Gaga jealous. [sofapizza]
If you do this, you deserve a massive kick in the balls. [reddit]
Missing: six copies of Apple news you’ve already unwilling read from ...
In a sharply divided America, there is something on which we all agree: the ...
…pretty much always goes like this. [Tumblr]
LOL pwned. [via TDW]
Does this put the fear of God into you for all the times you told someone ...
Accurate save for the misspelling? [GraphJam]