They’re okay, but no match for those Xcelerators.
Has this totally happened to you? [Cyanide & Happiness]
After denial comes acceptance. [via]
Random porny pop-ups? [via]
Personally, I congratulate a guy every time I find out. [epic4chan]
There has to be at least one. [source unknown]
Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah! [epicponyz]
Scary molester bus is scary. [via]
Car rentals for your dealer. [via]
…except at the end of finals week, you don’t get a basket full ...
…would be so much easier if this existed. [via]
Autocorrect is an accident waiting to happen with your parents, and here are ...
Ladies and Gentlemen, we provide for your enjoyment…ChewBarka. I ...
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg will be featured on the June cover of Mad ...
I vote fake. [Facebook]
…are always so unreasonable… [via]
One of the quintessential Disney collection of characters has to be those of ...
This professor was giving them away. [reddit]
Sex and the City was obvious, but still funny. [via AfternoonSnoozeButton]
A handy guide of when to quit clicking “Next.” [via]
…says “Herpy Derpday.” [via]
Someone is seriously going to get indicted over this shit one day. [DYAC]
…are a crucial component of adulthood. [via]
Because they subsist largely on Bloomin’ Onions. [graphjam]
…is worth the risk.
Potential accidental reverse burn. [Source unknown]
…are tricky bastards. [epicponyz]
…a situation like this is virtually unspinnable. [source unknown]
Admit it, you still totally do this. [sofapizza]
…is serious business. [reddit]
According to this super scientific study, Coldplay and Gaga fans are one of ...
Facebook friend suggestion algorithms- do you find them to be totally whack? ...
It seems the Pokebra has been unseated as the geekiest piece of lingerie ...
…and it smells like Otto’s jacket. [TDW]
Every goddamn time. [sofapizza]
Even as a kid I can’t see of a situation where you would want one or ...
The secret to true love: being simultaneously exposed to a Nickelback song. ...
Personally, I’d be less angry if cake was involved. [Graph Jam]
Don’t you get it? You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [source unknown]
…wants a piece of your hard-earned cheeseburger pie…
Have you ever seen anything as awesome in your entire life? [via TDW]
Note the liquidation signs in the background. [reddit]
What percentage are your tits up? [reddit via TDW]
Never pee first on this day if you can swing it. Or pee in the sink. ...
Thanks for fighting the good fight, Daniel. [Lamebook]
…is watching you browse sale shirts. [sofapizza]
…to realize this house supposedly totally looks like Hitler? [Twitter]
Has pretty much covered every future post on the subject. [via]
Brings neighbors together. [reddit]