Pics Timeline

21Dec

Oklahoma Will Not Tolerate Your Mayan Shenanigans

Nice to see a local police department being proactive, but we also get the ...

George Takei On The Mayan Apocalypse

A bit late, but Europe could totally get together and do this next time.

Slow Your Roll, Fatty!

I’m not sure, but I am thinking that this box is insulting us.

Worst Museum Idea Ever

This has to be the worst name in the history of museums. Sure, it ...

Worst Apocalypse Ever

A week from now, we will hear from the next crazy nut job with an end of ...

Canada Is 50% The Letter A

Sometimes the truth makes for the best jokes.

20Dec

Allergies? Cure Them With An Epic Penis

Sometimes, it would be better if Dad just put the phone down and walked away ...

‘Office Space’ Mayan Apocalypse Edition

I’m sure Bill Lumbergh will still be expecting those TPS reports on ...

What To Get Your Mayan Friend For Christmas

Good thing I have about 5 hours left for Christmas shopping before the end ...

End Of The World, 2012

Everyone has an opinion. This guy just wants a carrot.

Best Neighbor In The World

The man who received this note and gift from a fellow apartment building ...

This Is How You Execute A Twitter Burn

Note, Tom from MySpace in perfect formation of pwnage when provoked.

Myspace Founder Tom Anderson Lays The Smackdown On Internet User

Polotapia deleted their Twitter account shortly after MySpace founder Tom ...

19Dec

Lord Of The Rings Is A Huge Harry Potter Rip-Off

One does not simply travel 60 years into the future to rip off Harry Potter.

Why You’re Getting Such Awful Reception

I wonder how long they used the cordless on the TV before they realized what ...

The Mayans Just Handed Us Four Great Reasons To Party

The real question is how this coming weekend will be different from any ...

On The Catwalk

The Ikea Monkey is so fashion forward, he’s already modeling next ...

That Box

We all have one. Or, for kids today, that email folder.

Kids Are Brutally Honest

… even in love letters, the delicate phrasing of adulthood has clearly ...

Obama Vs. Spiderman

Leader of the free world. No match for a kid shooting imaginary web.

Morgan Freeman Speaks About Not Speaking [Funny Quote]

Morgan Freeman is so good at quoting Morgan Freeman that he doesn’t ...

Dr. Who Delivers The Best Knock Knock Joke Ever

David Tennant tells the best knock knock joke ever courtesy of his Dr. Who ...

18Dec

The Health Benefits Of Wine [Funny Tweets]

Wine is basically its own benefit. Health is just a boon.

Stupid Online Surveys

If you’re going to ask a question you already know the answer to, at ...

17Dec

Mayan Calendar, Advent Style

Live every day like it’s your last Santa-shaped chocolate.

Newlyweds Can’t Triforce

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this and wear it until the day you ...

15Dec

Money = Superhero

Seems to be the case with these two poster-boys for bored billionaires ...

13Dec

When Life Gives You Lemons, Facebook Redux

Okay, this I can get down with.

That Awkward Moment, Funny Videos Edition

Basically the most uncomfortable thing about YouTube sharing. At least on ...

Car Robbery Fail

Or, humanity win, depending on how you look at it.

My Kids Are Eagerly Waiting For Satan Claus

Auto correct is the bane of our existence, and now its causing our children ...

Time For A New Wardrobe For This News Reporter

The first rule of television is to know where your cameras are located at ...

Merry Mohawkmas And A Haircut New Year

This is one of the more strange but unique ways we have seen to celebrate ...

12Dec

Tis The Season

To use disagreements as a discount.

Bad News On Facebook

Everyone hates being the last to know.

Silly Bear Thinks It’s A Frog

This bear decided to be a frog, or perhaps this frog decided to be a bear.

12-12-12′s Real Meaning

Today is December 12, 2012, or 12-12-12 — the only National Mic Check ...

11Dec

No Worries Phone Talking Mom, You Only Dropped Your Child On The Cement [Parent Fail]

Don’t worry: The baby was in no danger; it was only dropped from a few ...

A Flintstones Christmas

When you see it, you will realize you never noticed this as a kid.

How Cool Is Barney Stinson?

Barney Stinson is this cool.

10Dec

Facebook Explains Quicksand

I think we can all agree that the relative risk of quicksand is overstated ...

Grandma On Facebook, Burn Edition

Somehow, this one is way more adept at the art of trolling than her vulgar ...

Fashion Blogger

We may not be hip but we are silently judging your every mouse action.

English Major + Grammar Correcting Online Comments = No Job

I am almost afraid to comment on this picture for fear of being attacked by ...

09Dec

Cat Freaks Out Over Christmas Tree Lights

This is a picture of every cat in existence. Christmas tree lights are like ...

This Is How Attack Politics Works [Obama Humor]

This is exactly how attack politics work. By the way, we hear this ...

08Dec

Facebook Editing

Now we want to know how often we miss this sort of thing.

Clubbing Math

Until such a time you realize you can get sweatily ignored at home for free ...

07Dec

Subway: We Make Sandwiches

It’s a good thing they cleared this up for us; mass confusion would ...

06Dec

Morning After Rage

Drunken text messaging. Not even once.