Ah pizza - the food of the gods come down to earth for the betterment of all mankind and every sport nut in the world. Although Greek in origin the pizza we know today finds its roots ...
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And in one reply to a misdirected text, we remember a lot of what is brilliant about dads.
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I guess that makes the record Emperor Palpatine?
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Google autocomplete reminds us that they always act like they own the place.
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Or Reddit, which isn't really a social network but please check out my ragecomic about a donut and upvote if you like it!
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Mystery solved. Kids in the 90's were totally into dubstep before it was cool.
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Generally, if a dude picks you up in one of these you pretty much know how it's gonna go.
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Adding signs to traveler concourses, genius edition, level 99.
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And the award for the year's best analogy goes to some rando on Yahoo Answers.
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Well, this is certainly one way to encourage an old-enough child to move out.
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Well, we do tend to have longer hair, which usually requires five products all things told...
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Autocorrect always seems like it's scheming to besmirch your reputation as someone that does not orally service pixies.
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At least this one has a guaranteed acceptance rate of 50%, which isn't half bad.
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But ultimately, I predict it will be the new "sex?" "Yes, please!"
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You can totally threaten to throw muffins in people's faces and it is funny.
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While you can read our posts here and here detailing why it's a very bad thing that Komen defunded Planned Parenthood, this pic says it all.
[This Tumblr via TDW]
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From Pleated Jeans, a template for every single "come see my band play" Facebook event you've ever seen.
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In the comments below, let us know how you feel about abortion, tipping, circumcision, breastfeeding and fat people on airplanes.
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Then again, this guy probably doesn't really have a girlfriend, because he is on Reddit.
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I just have a feeling the person that placed this ad is totally one of us.
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Because a jealous woman does better investigations than the FBI and CIA combined.
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We put a man on the moon, but we can't seem to reign in embarrassing YouTube suggestions when you're trying to show your friends a video.
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