Pics Timeline

18Feb

Epic Dying Strategy

If you’ve got to go, this is probably the coolest way.

There Is No ‘I’ In Happyness

There is no ‘I’ in happyness. If you didn’t get this joke, ...

17Feb

Girl Scout Cookies Addiction: This Just Got Real!

Hoarding Girl Scout cookies is way better than pet rats or cats. On the ...

Rihanna, Watch Out!

It’s a little low, but can you blame us for going there?

Still Good Guy Greg, Even When He’s Toasted

He gets an “A” for effort.

A Handful Of Clever Alternatives

“Bootybothered” and “Tushytantrumed” are much more ...

Ninja Cat Attacks

Ninja cat attacks! We wish this was a video so we could see the final ...

16Feb

Beyonce’s Embarassing Photos, In Perspective

This is really more of an excuse for the Internet to keep churning out ...

Why The Pope Really Quit

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Vatican!

Doing Coffee Right

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years.

Looks Legit, Graffiti Edition

Key cleaner? It’s written in Sharpie, whoever said it must have meant ...

Carnival Triumph, Worst Cruise Ever?

Disgruntled Carnival customers, Rose and Jack would like a word.

Cats’ Human Memes

They may not have access to Meme Generator, but if they did …

15Feb

Valentine’s Day Improvising

When every place is sold out of flowers, chocolates and flavored massage ...

How To Panhandle As A Dude

Fellow men are always sympathetic to a bro down.

Good Guy Meteorite

Very nice of him to scare the ever-loving crap out of us but only break a ...

Rabbit Pushes Shopping Cart Full Of Carrots

That just happened. And here it is again: Ironically, I also only push ...

Dogs Kiss Just Like Humans

This is what happens when dogs watch humans kiss too much. The male dog ...

Russian Meteorite Meme’d

You knew it was coming, but still.

A Bro In The Friendzone

It’s bad when it happens, but the Facebooked friendzone is always the ...

Friends Are Like

Also, you can jump on them when you get excited and if you get too excited ...

Office Celebration: Velociraptor-Free For 23,740,703,486 Days

If this sign changes to zero, I suggest everyone in the office hide under ...

14Feb

Valentine’s Day Flower Meanings, Decoded

A handy guide to discovering why you received Valentine’s Day flowers.

Singles Awareness Day, February 14

Is this a thing? Because if not, we have to make it a thing.

Manti Te’o Costume Wins Valentine’s Day

This year, even if your Valentine’s Day sucks, you can console ...

Which Stick Did You Throw? Or Was It A Ball? [LOL Dog]

I couldn’t remember if you threw four sticks or a ball, so I brought ...

13Feb

Realistic Laundry Piles

Pinterest may paint a pretty picture of chandelier-bedecked laundry rooms ...

Papal Retirement Plans

Because Match.com and OkCupid would totally be inappropriate.

Valentine’s Day, Forever Alone Upsides

You don’t have to spend a lot of money on dinner … and candy ...

Hofstra Hauntings

Maintenance is so much more interesting with a backstory.

Important Kid Lessons: Spelling Matters As Much As Love

And her family loves her too. Well, except for that time she called them a ...

12Feb

Kitty Interrogation Techniques

Kitty waterboarding is a real world problem. #Believe

An Honest Look At Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Relationship

I never though I’d say it, but yeah, I’d definitely rather read ...

An Honest Summary Of Your Liberal Arts Degree

Look at the bright side … okay, there is no bright side.

Honest Parenting, Facebook Style

It’s the little things that matter. The little, shiny breakable and ...

Baby Names, When You See It

Popularity of the name Bruce … you know who else is named Bruce?

Explaining A Denim Couch

Actually, we always want to take off our pants and never feel like we are ...

11Feb

When Do You Replace Your Razor?

Generally the one time a year you remember them at Target. But those three ...

The Real Reason Some Companies Are Ditching Captchas

I always said it would be robots.

George Takei Responds To ‘Wife Of The Year’ Post

Earlier, we posted this photo which was from the immaculate George Takei. ...

Notes From Mom And Dad

This kid is getting super good at forging them.

Christopher Dorner Insurance Plan

You can never be too careful with all them accused cop killers running ...

Wife Of The Year, Blizzard Edition

In case you are unsure about putting a ring on it, this is marrying ...

10Feb

Frosty The Snowman’s Last Thought As A Heat Wave Arrives

Frosty the Snowman might love frolicking with kids in the neighborhood, but ...

Fortunes Have Feelings, Dreams Too

Well, that’s great for you, but what about my near-future career ...

The Post-Collegiate Job Field

I seem to recall having a few job interviews that went something like this ...

All The Time, Jim Gaffigan

All the time.

Proof That Soccer Players Dramatically Fall Down For No Reason

The guy in the background is either the worst soccer player in the world or ...

Budweiser: The Official Beer Of Blizzard Nemo

Budweiser is now the official beer of blizzard Nemo, at least in this ...

Please Go Away, Grandma, I Am Trying To Work

Can you spot the soldier who is losing their cool in the Queen’s ...