Okay, even in your thirties, this is kind of a brilliant reminder and everyone should consider doing it.
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You complain, but don't they always seem to show up at the perfect time?
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Normal receipt, bottom text: "Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you."
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Sometimes you don't realize just how old you're getting 'til this happens.
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You have to admire this person's commitment and attention to detail.
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Very true, but if you're older than 30, you know Jane's Addiction did it first.
[GraphJam]
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Because this Neil DeGrasse Tyson meme is so awesome, we love this Ikea version.
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This guy wants to learn the language from Skyrim, and is told how, in no uncertain terms.
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If you aren't getting any this holiday season, a Reddit post reminds us of things in life that can be better than sex.
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You'd step in front of a bus for your future children, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
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It's unclear if this assessment was posted by a teacher, a student or a passerby, but either way, it's funny.
[Failbook]
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Although clearly written by someone who does not speak English as a first language, I think we've all been here. Every night. This week.
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Actually, the title of this post is vague because at 32, I still don't really understand what dubstep is and all attempts to explain it to me have thus far failed.
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As you consider the next proffered glass of egg nog, remember drunk pug and reconsider.
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Autocorrect: it does not listen to Professor Dumbledore, nor does it know that fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself.
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If they added free food as well, they could probably even do away with the "study" pretense.
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Do you think it's a coincidence that since Twitter began providing users with the ability to speak in 140 characters or less that the number of obesity cases around the world has skyrocketed, how about the fact ...
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You gotta love Hef!
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Have you lost any sweaters to the vortex of a female's closet so far this year?
[Source unknown]
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Someone got tired of seeing all those "ohmigod, I'm so fat!" bikini pics.
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As this knowledgeable Yahoo Answerer points out, it's really the damage to the hive you have to watch out for.
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