Why complicate matters? This is basically all you need to know.
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No matter how disturbing the OP is, there's always someone to get up in there and bring it to 11.
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It's like sometimes you feel bad for Nickelback because everyone hates them so much but then you hear one of their songs and it's like "ohhh..."
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The Nokia RAZR had that sweet-ass web browser that almost let you check movie times from your phone.
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If you're female, you're either a hoverer or you want to pelt hoverers with tampon applicators at close range.
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It almost kind of feels like it used to, being confronted with a new piece of technology, when you have to break out your handwriting skills.
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Does anyone else think their friends are conspiring to post only the pics where you look awful and they look fabulous?
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The scene in this pic would almost be impressive if it wasn't so depressing.
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As usual, Philosoraptor asks the things we all really wanted to know but didn't think to ask.
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He presided over a polarized and angry America before it was cool.
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This guy is a second-grade teacher, and he has this picture hanging in his classroom as a behavioral motivator. I actually just made that up, but wouldn't it be funny?
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...wait for it, wait for it... wait for it... Reznor! (You must be 30 or older to get this joke.)
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Actually, I'm kind of surprised this doesn't happen to this dude all the time.
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Versus, as you know intimately, what it really means when you're adjusting the temperature.
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And did the internet make this worse, or did it always suck so bad?
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The internet. It's the great meh-er of all important milestones.
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I would like to add that no one- no one- wants to hear Lil Wayne at 6:43 in the morning.
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"Men have wasted away before it, not knowing if what they have seen is real, or even possible."
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I swear I saw this invitation on the counter at the local coffee shop yesterday.
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So that is why my daughter needs her Teddy Bear
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Perhaps driving home a point about starvation isn't as effective when you destroy food in the process.
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That awkward moment when you totally relate to a joke and everyone on Tumblr knows it.
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