Has anyone, anywhere ever met a person who was advertised in their sidebar?
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This comment is evidence that the internet in its most free and open form should not be restricted.
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Diabetes is a good guess, but we also would have accepted "a lot of cavities."
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In the future, everything will be dictated soothingly in Morgan Freeman's voice.
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Yesterday, the MPAA complained that big companies throwing around leverage to influence public policy was an abuse of power, without a trace of irony.
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Maybe they're trying to send some kind of complicated political protest message, too!
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The key to the elusive youth demographic- hinting at threats to their Tumblr access.
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This has been going around Facebook, and if you know one thing about SOPA, know this.
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It's the moment all SNL fans have been waiting for, but unfortunately the population of downtown New York City does not get the joke. Epic lines ensue.
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This comment should be left for every person doing duckface, until there is no more duckface on Facebook.
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While the juxtaposition is rather unfortunate, it does probably get a bit more attention due to the lulziness.
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I feel like I've been waiting for this firmware update my whole life.
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File this under legitimate reasons for self-inflicted arson attacks. This is what nightmares are made of.
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There need to be more, and perhaps some brutally honest options.
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So sneaky... Deathly Hallows has been out for like six years now and the comments will still get you.
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Note that said calamities happen to your toys far more frequently than theirs.
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For our Lord sayeth, "whatsoever you write intelligibly for the least of my brothers, you write intelligibly for me."
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It exists, and it is fabulous. Now off to Kinko's and the 7-11!
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No matter how clever or erudite your friends are as a whole, there is always one, and they are likely a blood relative.
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I call shenaningans- everyone uses their iPhone as their alarm clock now!
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Dear Friends: When you ask me why I haven't watched Project Runway or Ru Paul's Drag Race, this is why.
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