Oh God, although Valentine’s Day humor is usually so trite and bitter, today’s XKCD made me laugh out loud.

XKCD on Valentine’s Day is a post from: The Inquisitr

Community’s Dean Pelton might actually be a better Mr. Clean then the cleaning icon himself. Then again he’s quite a bit more relevant.

Community’s Dean Pelton Endorses A Famous Cleaning Product [Parody Ad] is a post from: The Inquisitr

Moving a Pic in MS Word [Graph] is a post from: The Inquisitr

Okay, maybe it’s not perjury, but this Facebook update has to be some kind of illegal.

Facebook Perjury is a post from: The Inquisitr

Also makes sitting on the couch watching Buffy reruns with a can of frosting feel good, makes running feel bad.

Scumbag DNA is a post from: The Inquisitr

Finally, someone, somewhere has devised a way to make duck face even remotely amusing.

Facebook Duck Hunting is a post from: The Inquisitr

Only one of the many, many awful things about the entire Twilight horror.

Scumbag Edward Cullen is a post from: The Inquisitr

My daughter saw this and said she won’t have any bad dreams anymore!

How We All Stay Safe! is a post from: The Inquisitr

I don’t know about you, but I want to be this girl’s dad when I grow up.

Facebooking Dad Win is a post from: The Inquisitr

The sentiment is funny, but does anyone else really want to know the background story to this pic?

Darth Vader on Fatherhood is a post from: The Inquisitr

Not Sure If, Occupy Edition is a post from: The Inquisitr

Well, it makes sense. If you lived 80 plus years, you probably tire of giving this speech. Still, plus one internets, Grandpa!

Coolest Grandpa’s Coolest Business Card is a post from: The Inquisitr

Sometimes, keeping it simple just doesn’t work, and you have to go all gaslight on that shit.

[Source unknown]

How to Break Up Around Valentine’s Day is a post from: The Inquisitr

This joke is older than your mom, but the adorable baby seals totally make it worth a repost.

Clubbing Baby Seals is a post from: The Inquisitr

I think I speak for everyone, at least in New York, when I say please, please stop posting about the Giants already.

Facebook This Week is a post from: The Inquisitr

Ah pizza – the food of the gods come down to earth for the betterment of all mankind and every sport nut in the world. Although Greek in origin the pizza we know today finds its roots in Italy and it wasn’t until 1889 that cheese was actually added into the mix.

Of course the original pizza has been bastardized over the centuries with many kids these days thinking that the epitome of pizza goodness is what ever slides out of a Pizza Pizza oven and served up as a single slice to scarf down with a cold drink while trying to be cool.

The fact is that the pizza has a really interesting epicurean history with the wide variety of baking methods and the ‘nationalization’ of the toppings that go on it but regardless of the country you live int there is nothing more comfort foodish than a night spent with friends and a freshly made steaming hot pizza made just the way you like it.

The folks over at visual.ly were good enough to put together a rather simple but fun infographic with some facts about pizza that you may not have known.

The awesome goodness of Pizza explained [Infographic] is a post from: The Inquisitr

And in one reply to a misdirected text, we remember a lot of what is brilliant about dads.

Accidental Text Win is a post from: The Inquisitr

I guess that makes the record Emperor Palpatine?

The Empire Strikes Back is a post from: The Inquisitr

Google autocomplete reminds us that they always act like they own the place.

Spiders… is a post from: The Inquisitr

Or Reddit, which isn’t really a social network but please check out my ragecomic about a donut and upvote if you like it!

Social Networks Explained is a post from: The Inquisitr