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Nevermore: Poe Toaster Fails to Show for Third Consecutive Year

Nevermore: Poe Toaster Fails to Show for Third Consecutive Year

A long standing tradition appears to be dead. The Poe Toaster, a mysterious man who has left three roses and some cognac on Edgar Allan Poe's grave since the 1940s, has failed to show up for the ... Read >
Fox News and the Wikipedia Blackout

Fox News and the Wikipedia Blackout

Maybe they're trying to send some kind of complicated political protest message, too! Read >
[Graph] Teenagers and Politics

[Graph] Teenagers and Politics

The key to the elusive youth demographic- hinting at threats to their Tumblr access. Read >
Man Marries Deceased Bride in Joint Wedding-Funeral Ceremony

Man Marries Deceased Bride in Joint Wedding-Funeral Ceremony

Chadil Deffy married his girlfriend of 10-years earlier this week. Unfortunately, the bride wasn't alive to see the ceremony. Deffy, also known as Deff Yingyuen, married his longtime girlfriend Sarinya or Anne Kamsook, during a wedding / funeral in Thailand. The ... Read >
Canadian Electronics Stores Sell iPads Made Out Of Clay

Canadian Electronics Stores Sell iPads Made Out Of Clay

Vancouver, British Columbia- Canadians have been duped into buying at least 10 Apple iPad 2's made out of modeling clay. The scam hit consumer electronics stores Best Buy and Future Shop, who have launched investigations into how ... Read >
SOPA is a Silly Law [Pic]

SOPA is a Silly Law [Pic]

This has been going around Facebook, and if you know one thing about SOPA, know this. Read >
Jaded Wife Shoots Husband’s Mistress in the Face, Charged with Murder

Jaded Wife Shoots Husband’s Mistress in the Face, Charged with Murder

In actions reminiscent of the NASA Astronaut who drove cross country in a diaper to confront her boyfriend's lover, a former NASA specialist drove 250 miles to shoot and kill her husband's lover after he refused to ... Read >
10 Ways To Get You Through The Day Without Wikipedia

10 Ways To Get You Through The Day Without Wikipedia

I was browsing through the net, as I do on a daily basis, and came across McSweeney's, the publishing house set up by Dave Eggers. Their protest page lists 10 amusing facts to get you through the ... Read >
Severed Head Found Near Hollywood Sign [Video]

Severed Head Found Near Hollywood Sign [Video]

A couple walking their 9 dogs in the park up by the Hollywood sign made a grisly discovery early this morning, a severed human head. The couple let their dogs off the leashes for a run and they ... Read >
SOPA & PIPA Break the Internet, Here’s How [Video]

SOPA & PIPA Break the Internet, Here’s How [Video]

This morning (January 18th), the world woke up to a partially blacked-out internet. As SOPA and PIPA loom in the distance, many web companies have gone offline for a day in protest. Today it's one day. If SOPA ... Read >
Stefon Joins Yelp

Stefon Joins Yelp

It's the moment all SNL fans have been waiting for, but unfortunately the population of downtown New York City does not get the joke. Epic lines ensue. Read >
$44 Million Hospital Bill? Man Survives Delivery of Shocking Bill

$44 Million Hospital Bill? Man Survives Delivery of Shocking Bill

Alexis Rodriguez escaped his brush with Pneumonia unscathed thanks to the Bronx-Lebanon Hospital Center. But he almost died of a heart attack shortly after when he opened his bill. Rodriguez received a $44 million hospital bill in ... Read >
Duckface. Not Even Once.

Duckface. Not Even Once.

This comment should be left for every person doing duckface, until there is no more duckface on Facebook. Read >
New York Store Fined $30,000 For Selling Toys

New York Store Fined $30,000 For Selling Toys

Just when you thought you had heard it all! A New York City discount store is really feeling the pain for its decision to sell children's toys.  Khaled Mohammed, manager of the 99¢ Target store in Flatlands ran ... Read >
Blue Monday: Today is the Most Depressing Day of the Year… Maybe

Blue Monday: Today is the Most Depressing Day of the Year… Maybe

Feeling a little down today? It might have to do with the fact that today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. The third Monday of January is generally regarded as the saddest day of ... Read >
Where’s Daddy?

Where’s Daddy?

While the juxtaposition is rather unfortunate, it does probably get a bit more attention due to the lulziness. Read >
Human v1.1

Human v1.1

I feel like I've been waiting for this firmware update my whole life. Read >
The TSA Will Not Confiscate This Compliant Cupcake

The TSA Will Not Confiscate This Compliant Cupcake

Back in December, we posted about a story that had virally spread across the internet- the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) sparked massive outcry by cruelly confiscating a cupcake, depriving the owner of her constitutionally-protected right to enjoy ... Read >
Toothbrush Spiders

Toothbrush Spiders

File this under legitimate reasons for self-inflicted arson attacks. This is what nightmares are made of. Read >
Relationship Statuses on Facebook

Relationship Statuses on Facebook

There need to be more, and perhaps some brutally honest options. Read >
YouTube Spoilers

YouTube Spoilers

So sneaky... Deathly Hallows has been out for like six years now and the comments will still get you. Read >