Florida Man Attempts To Rob Krispy Kreme Of Money And Doughnuts

Some people will do just about anything for delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts. A Florida man wanted some so badly that he attempted to rob a Gainesville store of the sweet desserts along with some cold, hard cash. According to an official Facebook post from the Gainesville Police Department, a man entered the establishment at 1:22 […]

Paul Flart, Security Guard Fired After His At-Work Fart Videos Went Viral, Seeking Fan Donations To Keep Going

His real name may be Doug, but to his Instagram followers, he’s Paul Flart, the Florida hospital security guard who recently gained online fame for documenting his episodes of flatulence at work and sharing them via social media. With Flart having been recently fired from his job after his Instagram page went viral, it now […]

Woman’s Refusal To Sell Her Home To A Trump Supporter May Have Cost Her More Than $100,000

After placing her family home up for sale in March, a Sacramento woman put one stipulation on the buyer — they must not support President Donald Trump. The unidentified seller switched real estate agents prior to the current sale, however the offer on the home is more than six figures under the asking price, leaving […]

Couple Tried To Have A Baby For Four Years, It Turns Out They Were Doing Something Wrong

When a couple gets married, many of them have plans to get pregnant, have a baby, and start a family, but things don’t always work out exactly as they hope. There could be complications that may make life change and not go the way they hoped, but there are other options out there. For one […]

‘I Opened The Door To A Huge Penis’: Hotel Workers Share Their Most Bizarre And Disturbing Stories On The Job

When human beings leave their homes, they often leave their inhibitions behind — and the strangest, most twisted aspects of their nature lay exposed. Few people bear closer witness to this disturbing phenomenon than hotel employees, who when they open the door to a guest’s room, whether to deliver room service or simply to clean […]

Texas Man Bitten By Shark Has Developed Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Attack

Blaine Shelton was swimming at a Texas beach earlier this month when he was suddenly attacked by a shark of unknown description, being bitten severely on the thigh, according to Fox News. He was about 200 yards from the shoreline when he was struck by the shark, sinking its teeth into the meaty part of […]

Unexpected Neanderthal Sexual Habits Revealed By Ancient Bones

Scientists recently discovered that a 50,000-year-old bone fragment belonged to a cave girl who had a Neanderthal mother and a Denisovan father, which they believe proves that the Neanderthals had unexpected sexual habits. According to a CNN report, 390,000 years ago the two species, which are the closest extinct relatives of humans, became separate groups, […]

‘Sexist’ Texas School Dress Code Aimed At Girls Upsets Just About Everybody, Principal Apologizes

A “sexist” dress code aimed at high school girls at a Texas high school is so offensive that the principal has been forced to issue a public apology, WFAA-TV (Dallas) is reporting. As school season gets started up again, parents and kids across the country are dealing with the rigors of being back at school […]

Florida Mayor Stops City Meeting To Accuse Commissioner Of Bleaching Own Anus, She Slams Him As A ‘Sick Man’

Keith London, the mayor of Hallandale Beach, Florida, has apologized for a bizarre comment he made during a city commission budget hearing on August 13, but the target of the comment, Commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub, is not accepting the apology, according to a story in The South Florida Sun-Sentinel, because she thinks he tried to make […]

‘Whitechapel Fatberg’: Last Piece Of The Infamous 130-Ton Sewer Clog Live-Streamed By London Museum

Last year, the world gaped in awe as Thames Water employees discovered a “monstrous” mass of congealed excrement and waste blocking a Victorian-era sewer tunnel in the east side of London, in the Whitechapel area. Dubbed the “Whitechapel fatberg,” this historic sewage clog was probably the largest one ever found and measured 250 meters (820 […]

Zach Smith, Former OSU Football Coach, Took Penis Pics In The White House Says His Ex

There seems to be some dispute over whether or not risque photos taken in the White House are of former Ohio State assistant football coach Zach Smith, who was fired from the athletic program over allegations of domestic violence. But Smith’s ex-wife isn’t done hammering away at the former coach by suggesting that he disgraced […]

Plane Narrowly Misses Car That Crossed Runway In Missouri Airport

An airplane taking off from the Springfield-Branson National Airport in Missouri came very close to hitting a van that crossed the runway. The driver of the van was late for an employee barbecue. The incident took place on June 27. Fox News reports that the newly released security footage shows a dark-colored van crossing the […]

Ramen Noodle Heist In Georgia Worth Nearly $100,000

Thieves took off with nearly $100,000 worth of ramen noodles in a recent heist in Georgia. According to a Huffington Post report, police in Fayette County, Georgia, are looking for the people who stole a 53-foot trailer filled with the tasty staple of college students around the United States. Because of the affordable nature of […]

Woman Finds Missing Contact Lens In Her Eye, 28 Years Later!

A woman in the United Kingdom recently found her lost contact lens inside her eye a shocking 28 years later. According to a CBS News report, when the woman was 14, she suffered a shot to her eye during a game of badminton. As a result of the hit, she ended up losing her contact […]

Stranded Women On A Rainbow Unicorn Float Rescued By Minnesota Police

We all joke about wanting to ride a unicorn over a rainbow, but five women in Minnesota got stuck while riding their rainbow unicorn over the weeds. While having a girl’s day out on a Chisago County lake, their unicorn float got caught on some weeds in the water. Despite having paddles, they were effectively […]

Rickey Williams Creates Artwork From Horror Figures

An artist from Sacramento, California, Rickey Williams, is taking his artistic talents to the horror industry by using classic figures and reworking them into dioramas which reflect dark moments from some of the horror fandom’s favorite franchises, reports 1428 Elm. Williams can be found around the Bay Area, taking his art to various conventions and […]

Birmingham Burglar Drops Through Jewelry Store Ceiling While Trying To Escape From Police

A robber in Sparkbrook didn’t quite make the dashing escape he was planning. While he likely believed his rooftop getaway plan was foolproof, the ceiling tiles weren’t. His burglary quickly failed when he crashed through the ceiling, right into the arms of waiting police. The incident occurred in the middle of the night on Wednesday. […]

NASA Astronaut Leland Melvin Says He Saw An ‘Organic, Alien-Like’ Thing In Space

Former NASA astronaut Leland Melvin recently confessed that he had a bizarre encounter in space during one of his Space Shuttle missions, reports the British media outlet Metro. The story was also picked up by the Daily Mail, which states that the strange sighting happened while Melvin was orbiting Earth aboard the Space Shuttle Atlantis. […]

A Canada Dairy Queen Was Bedeviled By A Foul Smell For Three Years, Turned To Crowdsourcing To Solve It

A Canadian Dairy Queen was plagued with a foul odor for three whole years, and even turned to crowdsourcing to get to the root of the problem, CBC News is reporting. At one point, the desperate owner even offered free ice cream for a year to the person who got to the bottom of it. […]

After Two Weeks Of Preparation, Fly Ruins World Record Domino Attempt In Seconds

A team of 22 people spent two weeks painstakingly setting up one domino precisely after the other with the use of tweezers in an attempt to set five new Guinness World Records. The setup took place in a gym in Nidda, Germany, by a collective known as Sinners Domino Entertainment, who regularly get together to […]

Elderly Men Escape Nursing Home To Attend Heavy Metal Music Festival, Found ‘Disoriented And Dazed’ At 3 A.M.

Two elderly German men proved that you’re never too old to rock. The pair escaped from their nursing home so they could attend the Wacken Open Air festival, the world’s largest heavy metal music festival. According to a report from The Age, the pair managed to sneak out of their home undetected, but staff soon […]

Teen Robbed 9-Year-Old’s Lemonade Stand At Gunpoint

A teen robbed a 9-year-old boy’s lemonade stand at gunpoint in Monroe, North Carolina, according to authorities. So far, the suspect is still on the loose. According to a report from the Charlotte Observer, an armed teen pushed a gun into the child’s stomach at the child’s lemonade stand, which was located near the St. […]

Why Experts Are Worried About The QAnon Conspiracy Theory

The QAnon conspiracy theory is showing up more Donald Trump MAGA rallies than it ever has before, and with more prominent displays of signs and merchandise. While the conspiracy theory is largely panned by the press and even a fair amount of Trump supporters, the longer Trump plays to that extreme base that has bought […]

Nudists Evicted From Hawaiian Rental Home Per Judge’s Order

A judge in Hawaii has decided that the tenants who rented a home in Upper Nuuanu and then allegedly held naked parties in it can be evicted by the property’s landlords. The decision, which came after a month of hearings, was made official on Thursday, August 2, based on lease violations, multiple disturbances, and because […]

Man Who Led Police On High-Speed Chase Said He Was Speeding Because He Had To Poop

A man who reportedly crashed his car into a house after a high-speed chase with police had a rather unusual excuse when he was asked why he allegedly went through all that trouble — he urgently needed to poop. According to a report from Yakima, Washington-based KIMA TV, Yakima police first spotted the suspect, 32-year-old […]

Frustrated With Their Boss, Five NYPD Pilots Flew $4 Million Plane In Penis-Shaped Route

There’s pranking your boss, and there’s drawing giant penises in the sky with airplane exhaust. Recently, five peeved pilots decided to do the latter in an attempt to annoy their boss. The NYPD pilots used a $4 million spy plane to draw the aerial mural, and their message was quickly received. The obscene route was […]

Thieves Steal Live Shark From Texas Aquarium By Dressing It Like A Baby And Sneaking It Out In A Stroller

Some people take Shark Week a little too seriously. In Texas, a trio of thieves stole a live shark from a Texas aquarium by dressing the fish as a baby and sneaking it out in a baby stroller, a crime that left local police puzzled. As the New York Post noted, the daring heist took […]

North Carolina Man Awarded $8.8 Million After Another Man Destroyed His Marriage

A judge awarded a North Carolina man $8.8 million after another man slept with his wife while they were still married. Keith King, the owner of a BMX bike stunt show company, received an award of $2.2 million in compensatory damages plus three times that amount in punitive damages, according to a Herald Sun report. […]

A Philippines Teenager Has A ‘Parasitic’ Twin Growing Out Of Her Abdomen, Complete With Fingers

A Filipina schoolgirl has lived her entire life with a parasitic twin growing out of her chest and abdomen, but will soon undergo surgery to have it removed, The Irish Mirror is reporting. Veronica Cominguez, 14, has lived with the undeveloped twin for her entire life. When she and the twin were in utero, their […]

Soulja Boy Is Now Trolling Rudy Giuliani On Twitter

Twitter often makes strange bedfellows and this morning it brought together rapper Soulja Boy and Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani with humorous results. Early in the morning, Giuliani tweeted one word, “you,” and hours later, Soulja Boy responded. Hollywood Life says that Soulja Boy responded as if he were finishing a sentence, and posted “Crank That […]

Charles Manson ‘Blood & Ashes’ Painting Goes On Display Next Week In Zak Bagans Haunted Museum

Ghost Adventures host, Zak Bagans, recently purchased the ultimate paranormal talking piece at an auction. TMZ reported that the Travel Channel star shelled out $2,000 to purchase a painting of deceased cult leader and mass murderer, Charles Manson. The painting is a portrait of the much-circulated and replicated 1969 police mug shot police snapped of […]

Pregnant Goat Dies After Reportedly Being Gang-Raped By Eight Men

In a truly creepy and horrendous incident emerging from India, eight men are absconding after allegations that they gang-raped a pregnant goat to death, reports Tribune India. India is infamous for sexual violence against women, with the last few years marking spikes in incidents of rapes across the northern part of the country, but this […]

Florida Man Walks Into Convenience Store On A Beer Run With Alligator Tucked Under His Arm

The man that walked into a convenience store with a live alligator tucked under his arm in Jacksonville, Florida, for a beer run was either very silly, very drunk, or an alligator whisperer. The big lizard’s mouth had been taped shut, but it seems that it couldn’t have been easy to wrestle the gator and […]

Alberta Man Changes Gender To Save On Car Insurance

How far would you go to save a little money on your car insurance? Maybe place a few calls to various agents to compare quotes? Successfully completing a safe driver’s course is another way to shave a few dollars off of payments, and a reasonable way to keep a little extra cash in the bank. […]

School Superintendent Accused Of Pooping On High School Track Resigns, But Maintains His Innocence

The New Jersey school superintendent who allegedly defecated on a rival high school’s track resigned from his post earlier this week but has insisted that he was not the so-called “mystery pooper” that was repeatedly caught on camera doing his business on the track. According to the New York Daily News, the Kenilworth, New Jersey […]

No Ninjas Need Apply – A Japanese City Is Forced To Clarify That It Is Not, In Fact, Hiring Ninjas

A Japanese city is clarifying that it does not, in fact, have a ninja shortage, and it is not hiring ninjas. As BBC News reports, the city of Iga, Japan (population: 90,000), has been deluged with applications for ninjas, even though they’re not hiring. That’s because, thanks to translation errors and sloppy journalism, a news […]

Palo Alto Burglar Wakes Up Elderly Couple To Ask For Wi-Fi Password

Waking up in the middle of the night to a masked stranger isn’t exactly anyone’s idea of a pleasant surprise. A California couple woke up to just that, only with a strange, modern twist. The burglar wasn’t only trying to steal their valuables, but their Wi-Fi as well. The thief, a 17-year-old whose identity will […]

Texas Prisoner Escapes Restraints, Climbs Atop Moving Patrol Car

During a prisoner transfer on Thursday, 31-year-old Martin Gregory Estrada managed to escape his bonds. A video of his escape attempt was captured, and has since been shared on the internet. Estrada was being transferred to another facility after he assaulted another patient, hospitalizing them. According to the Taylor County Sheriff’s Office on Facebook, he […]

German Serial Killer Accidentally Kills Himself During Solo Sex Act In His Prison Cell

A German serial killer known for inflicting sexual violence on young women has claimed his final victim — himself. Authorities said Egidius Schiffer died after accidentally killing himself during a solo sex act in his prison cell. As the New York Post reported, the 62-year-old man suffered a fatal electrical shock while tying a lamp […]

Meghan Markle Will Be Pregnant By The End Of The Year And Give Birth Next Summer, Says Tarot Card Reader

Meghan Markle will be pregnant by the end of this year and will give birth to a girl next summer, The Sun is reporting. And you can take that to the bank because the claim is being made by columnist Kerry King, who is a Tarot card-reading mystic, and she’s merely reporting what the cards […]

Woman Claims Flight Attendants Laughed At Her After She Asked To Be Moved Away From Masturbating Man

A woman took to social media to complain about the way she was treated by flight attendants after she asked them if she could change her seat because she didn’t want to be next to a masturbating man. Genevieve Pascolla posted her story, which allegedly occurred during a June 4 flight from London to Chicago […]

Maryland Beach Goer Impaled In The Chest By Unattended Umbrella

Talk about freak accidents. A Pennsylvania woman visiting Maryland’s Ocean City was impaled in the chest when an unattended beach umbrella pierced into her body following a massive gust of wind, according to authorities familiar with the matter. Ocean City spokeswoman Jessica Waters said the incident happened on Sunday afternoon when a rental umbrella, which […]

Black Sarcophagus Fans Want To Drink The Red Liquid Found Inside Casket To ‘Assume Its Powers And Finally Die’

Thanks to the internet, there’s no shortage of people who want to band together for any common goal. This time, fans of the recently unsealed black sarcophagus want to do the unthinkable, which is to actually drink the red liquid that was found inside, according to the Verge. Scottish game producer Innes McKendrick started the […]

Oregon Among Top States To Report UFO Sightings

Just last week in Pendleton, Oregon, there were reports of a UFO. And, according to KGW, this is just the latest in many such sightings in the Pacific Northwest, and is just another example of why the people of Oregon are the most likely to report that they’ve seen an unidentified flying object. The first […]

Man Named King Kong Threatened To Kidnap And Eat Children, Police Say

There is a reason children are afraid of King Kong. No, we are not talking about the 25-feet gorilla inhabiting Skull Island, but King Kong Choul, a 47-year-old Iowa man who threatened children with kidnapping, murder, and even terrorized them with reported plans to eat them during a bizarre episode on Wednesday night. According to […]

Man Arrested For Allegedly Killing Co-Worker By Shooting Compressed Air Into His Butt

An office prank went horribly wrong in Japan when a man allegedly killed his co-worker by shooting compressed air into his rear end. The two men, who worked at an industrial manufacturing plant in Ibaraki Tsukuba City, Japan, were playing around while on a break around 5 p.m. on Friday, July 13, reported Asia Times. […]

How The QAnon Far Right Conspiracy Theory Went From 4Chan To Major Merchandising

Reports are in and QAnon is hot. It’s so hot right now that people are making money hand-over-fist off of it, yet most people have no idea what it is, or how it got so big. Reportedly, QAnon is a rambling kind of free-form far-right conspiracy theory that stars Donald Trump as the hero and […]

Don’t Drink Your Mummy’s Bone Juice

Mummies have been scaring people in films for years but truth be told they’re pretty gross to uncover. Just yesterday in Egypt, scientists uncovered a mummy’s sarcophagus that dated back to 332 B.C. right after Alexander the Great conquered the area. According to Live Science, the sarcophagus contained “three skeletons that may be the remains […]

Man Slices The Most Watermelons Ever On His Stomach, Sets New Guinness Record

There truly is a Guinness World Record for everything. On Tuesday, July 17, a man from New York City set a new record for slicing the most watermelons in half on his stomach. Ashrita Furman cut 26 watermelons in two with a sword in just 60 seconds, according to ABC News. The 63-year-old sliced six […]

Man Accused Of Having Sex With Horse Claims Animal Gave Consent By Winking At Him

After the notorious Enumclaw case, it’s a surprise that incidents like this still happen. However, the health and legal risks of bestiality did not stop 31-year-old Daniel Webb-Jackson. In January, Webb was arrested for breaking into a stable in New South Wales. A trainer had noticed several disturbances in the month prior and set up […]