Men’s Vs. Women’s Grooming Products

Well, we do tend to have longer hair, which usually requires five products all things told... Read >

Autocorrect: It Says You Fellate the Fae

Autocorrect always seems like it's scheming to besmirch your reputation as someone that does not orally service pixies. Read >

Inmates Prank Vermont State Police By Painting Pigs Into Official Decals

For the last year, State Police officers have been cruising around Vermont highways with an inmate joke painted on the side of their cars. A prison inmate who makes license plates added a clever image of a ... Read >

Facebook Event: Pants Party

At least this one has a guaranteed acceptance rate of 50%, which isn't half bad. Read >

Cardboard Ayatollah Used to Celebrate Historical Anniversary in Iran [WTF]

Iran has carried out an unintentionally hilarious celebration to mark one of its most important historical events. First though, a bit of background. On this day 33 years ago, Iranian religious leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini made an historic ... Read >

Former Slave Tells Master To Suck It

In a letter to his former master, freed slave Jourdan Anderson tells his master exactly what the score is.  I am glad to hear that things like this happened back then. The letter in its entirety: Dayton, Ohio, August 7, ... Read >

I Didn’t Get This For Like 15 Minutes

But ultimately, I predict it will be the new "sex?" "Yes, please!" Read >

The Upside of Being Old

You can totally threaten to throw muffins in people's faces and it is funny. Read >

Susan G. Koman/Planned Parenthood Debate: All You Need to Know

While you can read our posts here and here detailing why it's a very bad thing that Komen defunded Planned Parenthood, this pic says it all. [This Tumblr via TDW] Read >

Florida Businessman Adopts 42 Year Old Girlfriend As His Child [Video]

I don't think it gets much stranger than this. A 48-year-old Florida businessman has legally adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend as his daughter.  He did this in order to shield his assets from judgement in a wrongful death lawsuit.  ... Read >

Facebook Band Spam

From Pleated Jeans, a template for every single "come see my band play" Facebook event you've ever seen. Read >

Punxsutawney Phil Will See His Shadow, But Chances Are He’ll Be Wrong [Video]

Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators, and Weather Prophet Extraordinary', will predict the weather tomorrow on Groundhog Day. The famous groundhog has been looking for his shadow for more than a ... Read >

The Truest Image on the Internet Ever

In the comments below, let us know how you feel about abortion, tipping, circumcision, breastfeeding and fat people on airplanes. Read >

How to Tell Your Girlfriend Isn’t a Redditor

Then again, this guy probably doesn't really have a girlfriend, because he is on Reddit. Read >

How To Find an Internet Friendly Job

I just have a feeling the person that placed this ad is totally one of us. Read >

David Allen Canterbury, ‘Star Wars’ Fanatic, Jailed for Attacking Police with Light Sabers

A 33-year-old would-be Jedi who struck customers at Toys R US in Oregon with light sabers has been sentenced to 45 days jail and possible mental-health treatment. David Allen Canterbury, the alleged Jedi, told Judge Kenneth Walker that he ... Read >

That Girl Who Liked Your Facebook Status

Because a jealous woman does better investigations than the FBI and CIA combined. Read >

With Over 1 Million Facebook Comments Woman Breaks Record

KTXL-TV in Sacramento is reporting in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record, Cathy Matthews and about 106 other people  were able to compile 1,001,291 comments to a single Facebook post. Matthews and her friends have gone ... Read >

Browser, Y U No Keep Secrets?

We put a man on the moon, but we can't seem to reign in embarrassing YouTube suggestions when you're trying to show your friends a video. Read >

Gender Equality Rage

Some of the day's gender equality issues, explored in handy rage comic format. Read >

Mysterious Blue Balls Fall From The Sky [Video]

Mysterious blue balls have fallen from the sky.  Steve Hornsby, a 61 year old from the UK said that the sky went yellow and a storm broke out over his home.  The strange blue jelly balls started ... Read >

Parasitic Twin Found In Three Year Old’s Stomach [Video]

3 year old Isbac Pacunda went to the hospital with stomach pains in her native Peru.  What doctors discovered was nothing short of creepy. Inside Pacunda's stomach was a parasitic twin, a twin that forms in the womb ... Read >