All About National High Five Day

Gimme some skin: Today, April 16, 2009, is National High Five Day. Yes, apparently there is such a holiday. National High Five Day falls on the third Thursday of April every year. National High Five Day Origins National High Five Day is a relatively new celebration, started at the University of Virginia in 2002. The […]

Billy Bob and Joaquin Phoenix Talk Music

Why enjoy the craziness of Billy Bob Thorton and Joaquin Phoenix separately when you can enjoy them together. This clever mashup combines Phoenix’s now infamous Letterman interview with Billy Bob Thornton’s nearly as bizarre interview on Canadian radio a week or two back. Enjoy Billy Bob and Joaquin Phoenix Talk Music:

Carlie Christine: Playboy Model and now Ex-Cheerleading Coach

Parents of cheerleaders who were cut from the squad at the Casa Robles High School in Sacramento have taken revenge on the cheerleading coach by having her fired. But its the grounds they had her fired on that make this story a little more spicy than normal: the coach Carlie Christine is also a Playboy […]

NASA Photographs the Hand of God

NASA has released new photos of a stellar formation that resembles a human hand reaching out into space. The photos, taken at NASA’s Chandra Observatory, captured the hand like image while photographing an X-ray nebula. The image shows formations resembling the skeletal bones of a human hand and forearm reaching for firey red and orange […]

Russian Hairdresser Kidnaps Robber, Rapes him for Three Days

A hairdresser from Meshchovsk, a small town in Russia, subdued a would be robber at her salon, then tied him up in the back room and raped him for three days. At the end of the day on March 14, Olga was dealing with the last of her customers for the weekend when a man […]

Rodenator Video: Squirrel-Blasting Device Causes Controversy

The use of a device called the Rodenator Pro is stirring up a controversy in the city of Spokane. The Spokane Parks and Recreation Department has started “>using the Rodenator to blast squirrels at its Finch Arboretum park — and the local Humane Society isn’t too thrilled. The Rodenator Pro The Rodenator Pro sends a […]

Surgeons Find Fir Tree In Man’s Lung

Here’s a weird one for you: Russian surgeons say they found a fir tree growing inside a man’s lung. The doctors thought the growth was a tumor and were performing surgery to remove it when they realized it was a tree. Image: The Daily Mail Fir Tree in Lung The fir tree in the lung […]

Simply Brilliant: College Humor sings We Didn’t Start The Flame War

College Humor’s Zaid Rasheed, who can be prone to exaggeration in the emails he sends out to sites (including us) pitching College Humor videos, wrote that “This is quite possibly the greatest CollegeHumor original of all time!.” This time he wasn’t exaggerating. Zaid again: “Ever wonder how our content goes viral or why commenters can […]

Classic moments in radio: Jamie Foxx goes Miley Cyrus

Comedian Jamie Foxx has a radio show on Sirius called the Fox Hole. For those unfamiliar with US satellite radio, one of the benefits is that it doesn’t suffer from the same “obscenity” restrictions that traditional radio in the US does. That unrestricted format allows for a more fluid conversation, and it would appear that […]

eBay Auction: The Climate Change Thumb Rest

This original Thumb Rest is designed and initialed by Bebe von Haferflockenlieber and was owned by a renowned international Thumb Wrestling Champion. As a child the champion lost his puppy to a tornado, so all proceedings from this auction will go to Stamp Out Tornadoes Soon (SOTS). SOTS is an organization that is determined to […]

Easter may be over, but you can still down a Jesus Beer

A hard earned first calls for a big cold beer, and the best cold beer comes from Christ: Jesus Beer. Jesus Beer has a website, although we suspect it’s just a rather clever spoof, despite a merchandise store offering six packs for $6.66 🙂 Here’s the Jesus Beer commercial. I know it makes me want […]

For Sale: Some old crap Michael Jackson had lying around

Michael Jackson has some stuff up for sale over at Julien’s Auction House. That’s right folks – step right up and take a closer look at the old old jumpsuits Michael Jackson used to wear on stage when he was a kid. Marvel at the ornate furniture, the ivory statuettes in various states of undress […]

David Buckner passes out live on Glenn Beck Show

Glenn Beck enjoys a rant and rave, but little did he know that he had the power to make people pass out. David Buckner, professor of organizational leadership at Columbia University, scored a first for Fox News as he passed out live on Glenn Beck’s show Monday afternoon. “You all right?” Beck asked Buckner in […]

Woman Calls 911 While Locked In Her Car. No, Srsly [VIDEO]

It’s been a depressing day here at The Inquisitr, what with most of the stories being about dying and divorce, so for you readers who don’t feel like making an extra trip to your therapist this week, I decided to give you all something that’ll make you smile, or smash your head against a sharp […]

Jesus found in Lego

Over the Easter holidays we have had a spate of religious or holiday related icons showing up in strange places. First it was the bunny discovered staring back from a potato chip which was followed up by a gentleman discovering the head of Jesus in the KitKat bar he had just taken a bit out […]

Have a break, have a Jesus Kit-Kat

Easter is time for Easter Bunny potato chips and Jesus sightings, and the latest is a doozy: Jesus has been spotted in a Kit-Kat. The Kit-Kat hails from the Netherlands, where the story is a little Google Translate sketchy. Here’s what I managed to pull out (original link/ translated) “Dear editor, this morning on my […]

Easter Bunny seen on a potato chip

A Spokane, Washington woman has come forward with a remarkable discovery: the Easter Bunny has appeared on a potato chip just in time for Easter. The appearance of the mythical Easter Bunny includes a clearly defined right eye, nose, cheeks and ears. Mary Lindstrom told the local TV station that she didn’t use to be […]

Moscow subway goes to the dogs [VIDEO]

Man’s best friend, the dog, has been an inseparable part of our world for a very long time. They are also great survivors under all kinds of conditions and this is no different in Moscow. As we all know dogs are pretty smart but the idea that the stray dogs in Moscow have figured out […]

Woman mauled by Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo

A woman who jumped into the polar bear enclosure at the Berlin Zoo has been mauled, with the entire thing caught on camera (see pic above.) The unnamed 32 year old woman is believed to have entered the enclosure to visit Knut, the polar bear that became world famous two years ago when authorities said […]

How to make Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs Every Time

It may seem a bit strange to you that a blog normally covering Tech news and Celebrity gossip would do a post on how to make the perfect Hard Boiled Eggs, but Easter is here and we may as well get in the spirit of things, right? Plus, for a guy who makes a living […]

Hundreds of Pictures, One Pose

People like to pose for pictures, but rarely does every picture taken involve an identical pose. What you are about to view was once thought impossible by man, but has indeed been accomplished by one anonymous blond girl with a thing for the “guido look.” The theme music adds to the collection of photographs. The […]

Gynecologist car salesman living the American dream

Immigrants the world over know that getting your qualifications recognized in different countries can be difficult to impossible. It’s why the next time you grab a taxi, you could be driven by a qualified economist, or lawyer. In the United States, that next car you buy could be from a qualified gynecologist. How do we […]

New Japanese hobby: cutting cucumber with drifting car

What do you get if you mix the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, a kitchen knife and a cucumber? The answer is actually fairly simple: “cutting cucumber with drifting car.” Marvel at the sheer grace and beauty of the drifting car cutting the cucumber. Enjoy the slow motion replay of the cucumber being cut. […]

Hamster in a Wok [VIDEO] – shhh, don’t tell PETA

There’s not much else to say except: this video of a hamster in a wok is blow-milk-out-your-nose funny!

Texas Rep says Asians should change names so they’re easier to spell

Texas State Representative Betty Brown doesn’t like difficult to spell and pronounce Asian names, so she’s proposed a solution: Asians should change their names to ones that are “easier for Americans to deal with.” You can’t make this stuff up: “Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult […]

Oh those silly (stupid) folks at PETA are at it again

I am not ashamed to tell the world that I think that PETA as an organization is nothing but a waste of fresh air. They have come up with some of the stupidest advertising campaigns and is run by a loony bin (in my opinion only). That doesn’t stop them from continuing to stretch their […]

Tofu License Plate: Is ‘ILVTOFU’ Vulgar?

A Colorado woman’s calling foul play over the state’s decision to reject her vanity license plate application. The woman applied to have “ILVTOFU” on her plate to express, she says, her love for bean curd. The state read the message in another way. The Tofu License Plate The woman, Kelly Coffman-Lee, says her reason for […]

How to tip a cow

For the serious cow-tipper who wants to get it right, here’s a scientician’s guide.

The best video you’ll see of a Walrus dancing like Michael Jackson this week

Dancing like Michael Jackson requires that certain something. 300lbs and flippers aren’t features that I’d usually think would qualify, but there’s always a first time. We’re not sure where this footage was shot, but it is without doubt the best video you’ll see of a walrus dancing like Michael Jackson this week.

Bizarre: New Burger King commercial marries SpongeBob and square butts

A new advertising campaign from Burger King that marries SpongeBob and women with square buts hasn’t been well received in all quarters. The ad campaign sees The Burger King “King” singing “I love square butts” surrounded by women shaking their square butts in an effort to promote a Burger King Kids Meal that comes with […]

‘Spray-On Viagra’ Being Tested For Minute-Men Worldwide

A new kind of drug dubbed the “spray-on Viagra” is currently being tested to help guys who have a problem with — shall we say — timing. PSD502: The Spray-On Viagra The so-called “spray-on Viagra,” actually named PSD502, is being developed by doctors in the U.K. Men apply it five minutes before sex, Mail Online […]

The best video ever made ever

Language warning, but it’s a complete delight. The caption on YouTube simply reads “the best video ever made ever.”

Obama serves Satan. Proof: play him backwards

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow exposed the scandal of the century Monday night: Barack Obama serves Satan! Maddow highlighted a clip on YouTube which shows if you play backwards certain parts of Obama’s speeches, you hear the words “Serve Satan.” I’m actually surprised she managed to keep herself from breaking up in hysterics. Here’s the proof that […]

If Homer’s Odyssey Was Written On Twitter

From the guys over at Holy Taco comes an epic tale told 140 characters at a time.

Breast shaped milk bottles: fun for the whole family

Milk comes from the udders, or breasts of mammals, and yet we package milk in a cartoon or plastic bottle, a form nature never intended. But now you can have your milk directly from a breast, the way nature intended it to be. These breast shaped milk bottles come in a handy size idea for […]

Chia Obama Pulled From Shelves Over Racism Concerns

A Chia Obama product is being pulled from the shelves in some Walgreens stores. The company says the product wasn’t “appropriate” for its image. Chia Obama: Sales Stopped Walgreens’ corporate office ordered stores in at least two cities — Tampa and Chicago — to drop the Chia Obama products, according to published reports from the […]

Even in sign language, Britney Spears isn’t any better

Those without hearing can now enjoy (if that’s the right word) Britney Spear’s If You Seek Amy (aka F.U.C.K Me) in sign language. One fan on YouTube has recorded the full song in sign, complete with dancing and visual effects. But how did he get around the words? He writes: “The sentence, “If you seek […]

In South Africa, even the ziplines are bigger

According to Wikipedia, “a zipline (also known as a flying fox, zip wire, aerial runway, aerial ropeslide, death slide or tyrolean crossing) consists of a pulley suspended on a cable mounted on an incline. They are designed to enable a user propelled by gravity to traverse from the top to the bottom of the inclined […]

Police in Lincoln Nebraska Arrest Crossdresser for… pretty much everything

From the ‘you can’t make this stuff up’ department – On Saturday afternoon, police in Lincoln, Nebraska received a 911 call from a concerned citizen who had observed a man in a local park dressed in provocative ladies clothing and carrying a small child. Upon arriving at the scene, police confronted the man who was […]

Classic: New video game that consists of shooting people in the face

The team at The Onion has scored a home run with their latest report on a new computer game that solely consists of shooting people in the face at point blank range. The graphics may offend some people, but wait for the hook towards the end. Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People […]

Who needs a band when you’ve got these guys

Introducing The Voca People, a group that has one particularly interesting feature: they perform full songs without the need for instruments. Acapella you might say? well, except they perform the instruments as well. The official spiel: “The Voca People is an international vocal theater performance that combines vocal sounds and an acapella singing with the […]

This is why you should follow the no flame warnings at gas stations

Anyone who owns a car would be aware of the numerous warning signs often found at a gas station. One of the biggest warnings has always been: no naked flames, but have you ever wondered why? This video shows exactly why you shouldn’t be lighting a match or lighter at a gas pump; we promise […]

Microsoft destroys FriendFeed (or how to come up with a high traffic post)

Does you blog need a traffic boost? Traffic off a little bit and need some link love? Let me explain how it’s done. 1: Pick the name of major company who regularly does things. Your best bet is always one of the following: Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, IAC, FIM (Fox Interactive Media.) Note besides Fox, media […]

UK student arrested for theft of phone he had found and was handing in to police

The police state has now completely lost the plot. A student in the UK was arrested for theft over a phone he found and was handing into police. Paul Leicester found the handset lying in the street on his 18th birthday, and rang the last number dialled, telling a friend of the owner he would […]

All About National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

Feeling down after the passing of April Fools’? Fear not, my friends, for today is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Hey, we’ve observed National Pancake Day, National Napping Day, and National Squirrel Appreciation Day — so why not? National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day: The History No one’s quite sure where National Peanut Butter […]

If Star Wars was Dallas

What if Star Wars wasn’t a movie, but a weekly prime time serial in the 80s? What if Star Wars was actually made by the producers of Dallas. These are questions best left to the force, but none the less you can ponder these questions via the following video:

Just for a bacon lover’s sexy moments

Just think … after your next Sunday brunch on the patio you can crack open this lubricating goodness and feel like brunch has been extended into dessert time. Just remember .. liquids belong in the frying pan not along with Baconlube. [hat tip to FAIL Blog]

You haven’t seen Nicholas Cage until you’ve seen him in Japanese commercials

A-list Hollywood celebrities tend to avoid doing commercials in the United States, but for some reason Japan has always been considered acceptable. Nicholas Cage is no exception, and appears on Japanese television promoting Pachinko from Sankyo. Now normally Hollywood celebrities do standard pieces to camera promoting the product, but not Nicholas Cage. Instead, Cage goes […]

Think Turtles are cute and friendly? Think again

This video is entitled turtle eating pigeon. That needs no more explanation.

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch is the title of this rather different video. You’ll understand why once you watch.