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Man Gives A Cop A ‘Wet Willy,’ Narrowly Avoids Felony Charges

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Remember in elementary school, when you and your friends would annoy each other by licking your fingers and sticking them in each others’ ears (a prank known as a “wet willy”)? An adult man (an airman) gave a wet willy to another adult man (a cop), and the “victim” didn’t find it funny at all…. Read more »

Man Gets So Fed Up With Politics He Steals 244 Political Signs

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In one of the strangest political news stories this year, a man in Florida was so sick of seeing political campaign signs in the yards of his neighbors that he decided to steal as many as he possibly could. By the time he was caught, the man had stolen 244 political signs. According to First… Read more »

‘Baa Baa Black Sheep’ Deemed Racist

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“Baa Baa Black Sheep” has been deemed racist, and will no longer be sung at some child care centers in Australia. The classic nursery rhyme was penned in the early 1700s, and has been a preschool staple around the world. Some child care centers in Melbourne changed the phrases in “Baa Baa Black Sheep” because… Read more »

Ebola: 101st Airborne Will Not Get Hazmat Suits While In West Africa

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Ebola military aid troops from the 101st Airborne will not be receiving full hazmats suits while in West Africa. The Defense Department does not feel the soldiers will need such personal protection gear since the troops will not be giving direct aid to Ebola patients. “They don’t need the whole suit, as such, because they’re… Read more »