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John Stegeman

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Born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio, I spent six years as a sports writer and later as a sports editor. I’ve interviewed everyone from high school hoopsters to MLB Hall of Famers. I graduated with a B.A. in English from Shawnee State University. My wife and I currently live in Lexington, Ky. Contact: [Johninquisitr@gmail.com]


Mummified Bat Found In German Man’s Box Of Cereal

Mummified Bat found in cereal

Imagine sitting down to breakfast, pouring out a bowl of your favorite cereal with milk, and then noticing something isn’t quite right. A German man had just such an experience recently, finding a mummified bat in his cereal bowl at his home in Stuttgart. Metro reports that it isn’t yet known if the bat made… Read more »

New York Times Not Kind In Review Of Guy Fieri’s Restaurant

Guy Fieri Grill slammed by New York Times review

A restaurant review is a pretty standard thing in the the newspaper industry, but the best food critics know how to keep it fresh, even if the restaurant they’re reviewing seems to be stale. New York Times food critic Pete Wells has published a review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant — Guy’s American Bar and Grill… Read more »

Bears Sign Veteran QB Josh McCown As Result Of Cutler Concussion

Josh McCown signed by Chicago Bears

Replace Caleb Hanie with Jason Campbell and Bears fans would be forgiven for thinking it was 2011 all over again. Last season in November when quarterback Jay Cutler went down with an injured thumb, Caleb Hanie was supposed to be his replacement. As insurance, the team picked up veteran QB Josh McCown to back him… Read more »

Marine Shot, Killed By Police In California Desert

Marine shot in desert by Palm Springs Police

A Camp Pendleton marine left police no choice but to shoot him dead to end a dangerous altercation in the California desert on Saturday. The marine was shot in the desert after refusing to stop when approached by police. Fox News reports he was approached by bike patrol officers around 2 am on Saturday and… Read more »

Nation’s Fastest Highway Suffers First Fatality

Nation's fastest highway suffers first death

A central Texas highway with a speed limit of 85 miles per hour, the fastest speed limit in the nation, has suffered its first fatality. Texas State Highway 130 has a 41-mile stretch of toll road that opened on Oct. 24 with a posted speed limit of 85 miles per hour. Martha Melinda Harris, 60,… Read more »

Los Angeles City Council Endorses ‘Meatless Mondays’

Los Angeles Council supports No Meat Monday initiative

In a move sure to please vegans and vegetarians, and equally sure to anger meat lovers, the Los Angeles City Council passed a resolution urging residents to pledge they won’t eat meat on Mondays. The resolution, which the Los Angeles Daily News reports passed 14-0, does not have the force of law and the council… Read more »

Angry Pizza Hut Delivery Guy Urinates On Woman’s Door

Pizza Delivery guy urinates on door after not getting a tip

If you don’t tip the Pizza Hut delivery guy in Des Moines, Iowa, you may end up with urine on your doorstep. Chloe Teply ordered a pizza at her apartment complex last week and didn’t have the money for a tip. The pizza arrived, the delivery guy took the payment, but then things went wrong…. Read more »

Election 2016 Preview: A Look At Early Candidates

Biden and Ryan highlight possible 2016 candidates

President Barack Obama stands victorious on Wednesday after a close but decisive victory over challenger Mitt Romney. That means for the next four years the Obama administration is in charge but it also means that posturing for a 2016 run at the Oval Office is due to begin. So who are the likely candidates for… Read more »

New Jersey Extends Email Voting to Friday

New Jersey extends email voting to Friday night

After Hurricane Sandy displaced thousands of voters in New Jersey, the state allowed that displaced voters who could not reach a polling place would have the option of voting by email. ABC News reports that the state had so many requests for ballots on Tuesday that New Jersey has instead extended voting by email through… Read more »

Newt Gingrich Supporters Get Email Declaring Obama Victory, Third Term

Newt Gingrich accidentally sends email claiming Obama will win

Newt Gingrich, like other failed presidential candidates, rents out his list of email contacts to advertisers, but an email sent Thursday from Gingrich Marketplace by mistake told his former supporters that President Barack Obama is going to be re-elected on Tuesday. ABC reports the email, titled “What’s really at stake this Tuesday …”, claims an… Read more »

Man Makes Playable ‘Tetris Pumpkin’ [Video]

Playable Tetris pumpkin wins Halloween

Finally, someone has made a playable Halloween pumpkin version of the classic video game Tetris. Plugged In reports that Nathan Pryor, is the someone in question, and he carved, soldered, designed, and programmed a playable Halloween pumpkin, controlled by the pumpkin’s stem. Pryor detailed the impetus and process for making his incredible creation on his… Read more »

Brawl At Air Force Academy Injures 27 Cadets

Air Force Academy Brawl injures 27

Six cadets were hospitalized and 27 were injured in bizarre brawl at the Air Force Academy during an unofficial ritual marking the year’s first snowfall. Among the injuries, Fox 21 Colorado reports, were concussions, cuts, and at least one human bite. The ritual, called “First Shirt, First Snow” involved freshmen cadets trying to throw First… Read more »

Man Left Alone For 5 Days At Work After Stroke, Dies

David Norton suffers stroke and laid on office floor for five days before being found

A 45-year-old University of Southern Maine employee, David Norton, suffered a stroke in his office the Friday prior to Columbus Day and was barely alive when he was discovered still in the office the following Wednesday. Five days after that, he died in a hospital. The Post-Standard reports that in the wake of Norton’s death,… Read more »

Jeremy Lin Texts ‘Goodbye’ To Wrong Teammate

Jeremy Lin texts farewell message to wrong teammate

For what had to be an agonizing few moments, rookie Scott Machado thought his NBA career was over before it began when teammate Jeremy Lin accidentally texted him, “goodbye and good luck.” Fox Sports reports that the rookie point guard Machado was awaiting word on whether or not he’d make the team when the Rockets… Read more »

Rainn Wilson: There Will Be No ‘Office’ Spin-off For Dwight

Rainn Wilson reports The Office Spin-off The Farm is not moving forward

While The Office is facing its final episodes after nine seasons, die hard fans of the series were hopeful that they’d still be able to follow the exploits of Dwight Schrute, played by Rainn Wilson. Wilson had filmed The Farm, a spin-off from the show that would follow Schrute as he left the literal office… Read more »

Sandy Downgraded From Hurricane To Storm

Hurricane Sandy downgraded to post-tropical storm status

Don’t expect the hubbub over now-former Hurricane Sandy to die down because the system is still dangerous, but Sandy has been downgraded from hurricane status to a post-tropical storm. According to the Associated Press, the National Hurricane Center said the storm was still dangerous, with sustained winds of more than 85 miles per hour and… Read more »

Yacht Designed By Apple’s Steve Jobs Unveiled

Steve Jobs super yacht revealed

Apple founder Steve Jobs was a technological revolutionary in the world of computers, but he apparently spent years designing a yacht. The so-called super yacht, which was completed one year after Jobs’ death, is named Venus, after the Roman goddess of love. Fox News reports that the ship is 250-feet long and it is steered… Read more »

Gingrich: Obama Voted To Allow Killing Babies, ‘Get Over’ Rape Comments

Newt Gingrich claims Obama supports killing babies

Former Speaker of the House and failed Republican challenger for the presidency Newt Gingrich has taken to the offensive, working to campaign for Republican nominee Mitt Romney. In Gingrich’s latest salvo at President Barack Obama, he’s turned to the well traveled argument that, as a state senator, Obama voted three times against versions of the… Read more »

Senator McCain: Military Was Not Prepared To Intervene In Libya Embassy Attack

McCain says military was not ready or able to intervene in Libya

Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) is one of the voices that has been critical of the White House’s handling of the September 11 attack on the American embassy in Libya that killed four Americans including ambassador Christopher Stephens. Initially, McCain spoke in more vague terms, but, after a three-week investigation, the former presidential candidate has come… Read more »

Indiana Ranked No. 1 In First AP College Basketball Poll

Indiana takes top spot in AP college basketball top 25

The first Associated Press Top 25 college basketball poll was released Friday and the team sitting on top of the preseason rankings is not the defending national champion. Indiana received 43 of 55 possible first place votes to claim the top spot in the poll. Louisville was ranked No. 2, receiving 20 first place votes… Read more »

Christina Aguilera Wants To Play A Crackhead

Christina Aguilera wants to play a crackhead

Christina Aguilera has had a wildly successful career in the music and now is in demand on television as one of the stars of The Voice. What she really wants to do, however, is play the role of a crackhead in a movie. Strange as it sounds, the former Mickey Mouse Clube star Aguilera told… Read more »

President Obama: No Facebook Page For Malia

President Obama wants more political tunes but says no facebook page allowed for Malia

Every father has concern for his daughter’s safety, but that protective instinct may be a little heightened when the father is President of the United States. President Barack Obama sat down for an interview with MTV News Friday, but didn’t break any major news. Rather, the Washington Post reports, he lamented the lack of political… Read more »