Stuffed full of Tofurkey and regular barnyard bird? Let’s see how the celebs are spending their Thanksgiving, compliments of some very nosy Us mag reporters. Even though Jennifer Aniston was voted the no. 1 celeb to spend time with on Turkey Day, Paris is the one who will be cooking up a storm this year. Surprised? Check out some of our favorites:

Hayden Panettiere: “I’ll be spending it with my family in New York. I’ve never spent a Thanksgiving or Christmas away from them. There will be lots of food, football, sitting, chatting.”

Paris Hilton: “I’m cooking dinner at my house and inviting my whole family over. It’s going to be fun. I’m in charge this time!”

Heidi Klum: “I’m going to do a big turkey - an 18 pounder! I put the stuffing in it. I put the potatoes around it. I do sweet potatoes — with marshmallows, without marshmallows. I do everything!”

Dustin Hoffman: “All of the kids will come from all over, like New York and Minneapolis. We have six kids and the youngest is 21. Thanksgiving is a big thing for us. I actually do some of the cooking, too! I am right in there, boy! I peel the potatoes — that’s cooking!”

Can you imagine Paris in the kitchen? It’s a little frightening, but a single gal’s got find other ways of amusing herself besides making sweet music. Meanwhile, Heidi Klum is spoiling Seal like usual– are they the wonder couple or what?

I wish they had asked Megan Fox, because she’s always got a surprising answer or two.