Category: Odd + Funny Author : Samantha DeWitt Posted: November 27, 2008
Tags : cheating at a football game, drunk sex in toilet, drunk sex in toilet ruined my life, football, lois feldman, lois feldman carroll, lois feldman picture, lois k feldman, lois k feldman iowa, ross walsh pic
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Lois K Feldman: Sex in a toilet at a football game ruined my life (update: now with picture)

Lois K Feldman, 38 of Carroll Iowa, broke her silence today, about that incident, saying that having sex in the disabled toilets at the Metrodome at a football game ruined her life and that she was so drunk on wine she didn’t remember hooking up with Ross Walsh.

Feldman, a married mother of three, told the newspaper that she was fired Wednesday from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the paper. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”

Obviously. That’s how we all tell conclusively what went on the night before.

Feldman went on to say that said she had never met Walsh. We are sure what she meant to say was she had never met Ross Walsh before having sex with him in the toilets and being cheered on by a crowd of football fans.

No word from Walsh or his girlfriend. But surely the bragging rights of nailing an older, drunk off her ass woman goes down significantly when she can’t even remember the sex.

Classy!

UPDATE ROSS WALSH PHOTO

Check out the other half of story. Ross Walsh has made his Myspace Page public

Having now seen both photographs we can conclude that Mr Walsh was playing significantly above his division.

G Nottingham

The guy's picture is here: http://buzzfeed.com/scott/lois-feldman
I don't think there is a double standard except one of the people is (was) married and has three children. I guess the big question is whether this behavior tolerated in the marriage. As far as her job goes, there is probably some morality clause in her contract. If not, I guess she could sure.

terry

What a liar she is a whore.. he needs to divorce her and get the kids! Of course she needed to be FIRED!! serve the time for the crime...

R from US

LOOK!

Here is what looks to be a dated picture of the male and his girlfriend ... not Lois ... the girlfriend he was released to!

It is a military "salute" no less!!

http://www.kcci.com/news/2081627/detail.html

Chris

The US has become morally bankrupt. This behavior would not have happened 20 and much less 50 years ago.

The US will be judged for its moral bankruptcy.

Stadium Stud

You're just pissed becasue you didn't get to fuck here,

I wonder essentially the same thing you do: where were there babes when i was young

Mike

I did her at the 2006 Outback Bowl in Tampa. She was drunk then also. We didn't do it in a rest room - we did it in the janitor closet.

Kayla

I don't understand the crime here. =\

Mike

I like the way you think! Are you available for about 3 minutes of fun?

Stadium Stud

Hey, Kayla, between me and Mike you could get a whole 6 minutes!

Goaheadmakemyday

hey kayla! between mike and stadium stud you could get a whole 6 inches!!!!

Dorien

Count me in for a full 9 minutes. We probably have quite a line in front of us. But Kayla doesn't like to let anyone down.

bert

Much ado about nothing... the penalties are provided for this incurion of rules... illegal procedure...15 yards and replay of down, case closed

Frightened

Theres a huge difference between her and the guy. She was married and at the game with her husband. Her crime was that of adultery which is much more serious than the guys crime of indecent conduct. I'm amazed the women here don't see the difference, thats downright scary.

John

Ross Walsh Where are you ? ? C'mon Rossy baby , Mug for the camera. And don't be surprised if she files
rape charges. She was stupid. He was even dumber. C'mon Rossy baby , Mug for the camera and get
a lawyer.

Dorien

Rape charges. Shits like you make me laugh my ass off. I'm literally trying to prevent my saliva from reaching the screen. Yea, gross but nothing like a medieval laugh. Sue for rape...hahaha.

Funny

We are all whores - especially at work! The only difference is the price we charge.
In this case, it was free!
Be a woman and live up to your decision!

Goaheadmakemyday

Look at choo now you SKANK!!! Disgusting pig. I hope you learned a valuable lesson...Whores never prosper!!!

T

Didn't anyone get a cell phone picture or video while they were in the act? Lets see some!!!

readnews

That's exactly right. I've been thinking that since I heard about this incident. Where the hell are the pics and/or vids? A dozen or more people, in the bathroom, cheering them on and no one reaches over the next stall, under the stall door, or stands in the stall doorway to snap a shot? Come on! Post up guys?

BTW, WTH was she doing in the men's restroom anyway?

G Nottingham Jr

Wow! I thought this jew slut was probably a scuzzy hag, but she's pretty hot. I bet givin' it to her was a lot of fun!

readnews

Wow! I made it half way down these comments before running into a Jew hating liberal's comments.

Anon

I'd tap it twice, from both ends.

Bary

I feel for this woman. We have all gotten drunk and did things, or people, we couldn't remember. She has been bashed enough. Leave the poort lady alone!

Dorien

Speak for yourself. Most people like to have sex sober. More fun that way.

Scott

Right, the alcohol made me do it, oh wait, yeah, someone must have slipped me a mickey! Yeah, that’s it, that’s the ticket, I was drugged! That’s what my loyah told me. I'm wasn't a drunk tramp, I was a rape victim!

Take responsibility for what you did, pay the ticket and just get on with your life, what’s left of it. If you’re lucky, maybe your husband won’t kick your slutty ass out of the house.

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Lois K Feldman: Sex in a toilet at a football game ruined my life (update: now with picture)

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