Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: November 27, 2008
Tags : cheating at a football game, drunk sex in toilet, drunk sex in toilet ruined my life, Football, lois feldman, lois feldman carroll, lois feldman picture, lois k feldman, lois k feldman iowa, ross walsh pic
Lois K Feldman, 38 of Carroll Iowa, broke her silence today, about that incident, saying that having sex in the disabled toilets at the Metrodome at a football game ruined her life and that she was so drunk on wine she didn’t remember hooking up with Ross Walsh.
Feldman, a married mother of three, told the newspaper that she was fired Wednesday from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.
“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the paper. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”
Obviously. That’s how we all tell conclusively what went on the night before.
Feldman went on to say that said she had never met Walsh. We are sure what she meant to say was she had never met Ross Walsh before having sex with him in the toilets and being cheered on by a crowd of football fans.
No word from Walsh or his girlfriend. But surely the bragging rights of nailing an older, drunk off her ass woman goes down significantly when she can’t even remember the sex.
Classy!
UPDATE ROSS WALSH PHOTO
Check out the other half of story. Ross Walsh has made his Myspace Page public
Having now seen both photographs we can conclude that Mr Walsh was playing significantly above his division.
Nov 27, 2008
What a liar she is a whore.. he needs to divorce her and get the kids! Of course she needed to be FIRED!! serve the time for the crime…
Nov 27, 2008
LOOK!
Here is what looks to be a dated picture of the male and his girlfriend … not Lois … the girlfriend he was released to!
It is a military “salute” no less!!
http://www.kcci.com/news/2081627/detail.html
Nov 27, 2008
The US has become morally bankrupt. This behavior would not have happened 20 and much less 50 years ago.
The US will be judged for its moral bankruptcy.
Nov 27, 2008
I did her at the 2006 Outback Bowl in Tampa. She was drunk then also. We didn't do it in a rest room – we did it in the janitor closet.
Nov 28, 2008
I don't understand the crime here. =
Nov 28, 2008
I like the way you think! Are you available for about 3 minutes of fun?
Nov 28, 2008
Hey, Kayla, between me and Mike you could get a whole 6 minutes!
Nov 28, 2008
You're just pissed becasue you didn't get to fuck here,
I wonder essentially the same thing you do: where were there babes when i was young
Nov 28, 2008
Much ado about nothing… the penalties are provided for this incurion of rules… illegal procedure…15 yards and replay of down, case closed
Nov 29, 2008
Theres a huge difference between her and the guy. She was married and at the game with her husband. Her crime was that of adultery which is much more serious than the guys crime of indecent conduct. I'm amazed the women here don't see the difference, thats downright scary.
Nov 29, 2008
Ross Walsh Where are you ? ? C'mon Rossy baby , Mug for the camera. And don't be surprised if she files
rape charges. She was stupid. He was even dumber. C'mon Rossy baby , Mug for the camera and get
a lawyer.
Nov 29, 2008
We are all whores – especially at work! The only difference is the price we charge.
In this case, it was free!
Be a woman and live up to your decision!
Nov 29, 2008
Look at choo now you SKANK!!! Disgusting pig. I hope you learned a valuable lesson…Whores never prosper!!!
Nov 29, 2008
hey kayla! between mike and stadium stud you could get a whole 6 inches!!!!
Nov 29, 2008
Didn't anyone get a cell phone picture or video while they were in the act? Lets see some!!!
Nov 29, 2008
Wow! I thought this jew slut was probably a scuzzy hag, but she's pretty hot. I bet givin' it to her was a lot of fun!
Nov 29, 2008
I'd tap it twice, from both ends.
Nov 29, 2008
I feel for this woman. We have all gotten drunk and did things, or people, we couldn't remember. She has been bashed enough. Leave the poort lady alone!
Nov 29, 2008
Right, the alcohol made me do it, oh wait, yeah, someone must have slipped me a mickey! Yeah, that’s it, that’s the ticket, I was drugged! That’s what my loyah told me. I'm wasn't a drunk tramp, I was a rape victim!
Take responsibility for what you did, pay the ticket and just get on with your life, what’s left of it. If you’re lucky, maybe your husband won’t kick your slutty ass out of the house.
Nov 29, 2008
I like whores as much as the next guy, but this one is unemployed and I am not going ot support her!
Nov 30, 2008
Modern women have no conscious
Nov 30, 2008
Yeah right, she “would never ever do anything like that”. It's so fun to watch people who trumpet their morality around like they are viriginal princesses of religious christian cleanliness or moral leaders like Ted Haggard. You don't just accidentally lube yourself up and shove *it* inside you. “I have 3 kids and Im a church going soccer mom” blah blah blah, she enjoyed it. She just can't handle the fact that her social status and societal/sexual worth has been shattered. She is trying to repair it as much as she can.
I actually wouldn't have a problem with her it all if she wasn't so obsessed with denying it or denying it was in her upright moral character to do it.
Dec 1, 2008
Hot dirty sex in a toilet stall?!?!
Geez! What a couple of losers!
Dec 1, 2008
She can run for the senate now. but seriously, lois feldman, we are having a bachelor party this weekend. If you want an all expense paid vacation, give us a call, will fly you up to boston first class
Dec 1, 2008
Lois, you will be held responsible for your actions. This guy looks like such a dork, whatever possessed a hottie like you to hook up with a loser like this? It's a pitty you had to ruin the holidays for your family. Take your medicine and hope you can salvage your marriage.
Dec 1, 2008
Hey a hits a hit. No matter which way u get it. U dont want it then get out of my stall
Dec 1, 2008
She so dirty! You know he got all 3 holes too.
Dec 1, 2008
Count me in for a full 9 minutes. We probably have quite a line in front of us. But Kayla doesn't like to let anyone down.
Dec 1, 2008
Rape charges. Shits like you make me laugh my ass off. I'm literally trying to prevent my saliva from reaching the screen. Yea, gross but nothing like a medieval laugh. Sue for rape…hahaha.
Dec 1, 2008
Speak for yourself. Most people like to have sex sober. More fun that way.
Dec 1, 2008
Why salvage? Would you really advise her husband to take her back if he was your best friend. I'd be hooking him up the coming saturday. So she goes off and throws away vows, decency, loyalty, integrity and essentially she should be given a break and he should suck it up and pick up the garbage. I mean her. Interesting idea, but no. He should get the kids, sue her for child support and find another woman.
Dec 2, 2008
Does anyone have Hawkeye football road schedule for 2009? Just a thought..never know right
Dec 2, 2008
CAN YOU SAY? HOOKER!
Dec 2, 2008
Remember Lois, it can take up to 6 weeks or longer for the herpes lesions to appear…you're not out of the woods yet.
Dec 3, 2008
I've seen it a 100 times. Girls bathroom line is way too long. A drunk girl weasel's her way to the front of the men's line. Ask's a guy to stand watch while she goes. He closes the door her pants are already down….Wam Bam thank you Man!
Dec 7, 2008
That's exactly right. I've been thinking that since I heard about this incident. Where the hell are the pics and/or vids? A dozen or more people, in the bathroom, cheering them on and no one reaches over the next stall, under the stall door, or stands in the stall doorway to snap a shot? Come on! Post up guys?
BTW, WTH was she doing in the men's restroom anyway?
Dec 7, 2008
Wow! I made it half way down these comments before running into a Jew hating liberal's comments.
Dec 7, 2008
That's right gobo, they are LIBERATED women. That includes being liberated from moral values.
Dec 7, 2008
Are you insane?! Her husband's ego isn't the top priority here. Her husband needs to do whats best for their children and that's not throwing their mother out the door because she's a moron.
Single parents, male or female, don't do the best job of raising children.
Dec 19, 2008
She needs to give it a break ! She's a cougar and knew what she wanted and how she wanted it ! I'd hit it hard, she hot for a 38 year old
Jan 1, 2009
What a f'in geek.