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Category: Odd + Funny Author : Samantha DeWitt Posted: November 27, 2008
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Lois K Feldman: Sex in a toilet at a football game ruined my life (update: now with picture)



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Lois K Feldman, 38 of Carroll Iowa, broke her silence today, about that incident, saying that having sex in the disabled toilets at the Metrodome at a football game ruined her life and that she was so drunk on wine she didn’t remember hooking up with Ross Walsh.

Feldman, a married mother of three, told the newspaper that she was fired Wednesday from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the paper. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”

Obviously. That’s how we all tell conclusively what went on the night before.

Feldman went on to say that said she had never met Walsh. We are sure what she meant to say was she had never met Ross Walsh before having sex with him in the toilets and being cheered on by a crowd of football fans.

No word from Walsh or his girlfriend. But surely the bragging rights of nailing an older, drunk off her ass woman goes down significantly when she can’t even remember the sex.

Classy!

UPDATE ROSS WALSH PHOTO

Check out the other half of story. Ross Walsh has made his Myspace Page public

Having now seen both photographs we can conclude that Mr Walsh was playing significantly above his division.

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