Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: November 27, 2008
Tags : Japan, polar bears
Lesbian sex might be kinky, but it doesn’t create baby polar bears

Attempts to bread a baby polar bear in Japan were thrown into chaos after it was discovered that the “male polar bear” brought to mate with a female polar bear was not all the he, or as the case was she, seemed.
Tsuyoshi, a four-year-old, 441 lb (200kg) cream-colored polar bear had been living in harmony with a female polar bear since June with the two often “playing together,” but babies just weren’t happening.
Reuters reports a zookeeper saying:
We thought he was a male, so we never had any doubts as we took care of him.
But one day we realized that the two bears urinate in the same way, and we thought, is that how males do it? And once we started to look at things that way, we weren’t quite so sure.
Two DNA examinations of Tsuyoshi’s hair and a manual exam later, the Kushiro Municipal Zoo found Tsuyoshi to be a female.
“We do have mixed feelings,” said the Zoo Keeper.







Nov 28, 2008
you should learn how to spell before posting…
Nov 28, 2008
yeh apparently 50% of female polar bears also have a penis, crazy huh?
Nov 28, 2008
Polar bear sex change, perhaps?
Nov 28, 2008
Is “playing together” euphamistic for polar bear lesbianism?
A male polar bear may not be the solution here – homosexuality is apparantly common in some species, and in many of those the 'gay' animals are uninterested or uncooperative in breeding.
Nov 28, 2008
Please learn the difference between “bread” and “breed”. It doesn't hurt to do a little editing before posting.
Dec 26, 2008
HOT
Jan 4, 2009
I wonder what breaded baby polar bear would taste like…?
Jan 29, 2009
Is this the birth of lesbian beastie movies?