As we reported Monday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped and got married in Mexico, away from the glaring eyes of the paparazzi. It sounded great: two reality stars wanting some privacy, although something did smell a little fishy when it was revealed that US Weekly tagged along for exclusive pics of the wedding.

But now it gets better (or should that be worse), because the reality sluts couldn’t cut the cord, even for 5 seconds, because the whole thing, wedding and honeymoon had a MTV camera crew present at all times, and every intimate private moment is coming soon to The Hills.

Reported naturally by MTV:

…the couple’s married life will figure prominently on the series’ upcoming fifth season, and that cameras are still down in Mexico, documenting the couple’s honeymoon. There’s still no word on when new episodes of “The Hills” will be ready for air, however.

“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” The Hills executive producer Liz Gateley told MTV News. “Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”

I guess we shouldn’t really be the least bit surprised.