They scored: couple busted cheating in toilet at football game

Football fans at the Metrodome on Saturday were treated to a different kind of scoring when two fans, Lois K Feldman and Ross Walsh got it on in the disabled toilets. Apparently they were being cheered on for the win by a group of 15 onlookers.

Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa, and Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.

It is unclear if Feldman and Walsh managed to make it to the “end zone” or “touch down” before a security guard came upon the scene and the 15 cheering fans and alerted police. The police were summoned, and they separated the two, issuing misdemeanor citations.

Police said the pair were “drunk”. As if there were any doubt.

The naughty pair were released to their respective partners. That surely would make for an awkward ride home, wouldn’t it? At least their team won.

Image Credit: SportsbyBrooks

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