As we all know by now, Heidi has eloped with Spencer and they are living it up in marital bliss. If it’s anything like the last episode of The Hills, then it’s probably filled with awkward silences, family-insulting moments, and faux compliments. What could be worse than that? Making your sister cry on live TV! Holly Montag, Heidi’s smart older sister, was actually moved to tears (real ones) when she found out yesterday that her sister got married on Thursday.

Heidi obviously cares a lot about her family, too, judging from what she told Us:

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle.’ She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Newsflash: she knows. Egads, these people are moronic.