Formerly Gay YouTube Celeb Expecting First Child With His ‘Queen’

Soon, YouTube star Antoine Dodson will have his own wife and kids to hide from those Lincoln Park rapists climbing in windows and snatching people up. Sorry for getting carried away, Dodson is indeed expecting his first child.

“I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!” the Huntsville, Alabama native shared on his Twitter account on September 17.

Of course, this sparked some confusion among his followers.

“Wait what?” wrote one tweep. “Aren’t you gay?” asked another.

Why, in point of fact, Antoine Dodson is no longer gay. The 27-year-old renounced his homosexuality in May of this year in a series of Facebook and Twitter posts.

“I have to renounce myself, I’m no longer into homosexuality I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create. I could care less about the fame and fortune, I’ve giving all that up to know the true history of the bible,” he wrote.

“For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. And as True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can’t do. And I totally understand that now. I don’t need a Mercedes Benz, I don’t need a big house in Beverly Hills all I need is the Most High and my family (Israel).”

It went on like that for some time, and some figured that Dodson been hacked. He wasn’t.

Also, no one knows who Dodson’s mystery “Queen” is. We’ll keep you posted.

I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!

— Kevin Antoine Dodson (@antoinedodson24) September 18, 2013

There’s nothing else to say except congratulations to Antoine Dodson, and that no matter what happens, this is how we will always remember you:

[Image: Wikimedia Commons]