Breaking: Justin Bieber discovered to be a 51-year-old pedophile

Yes folks. Straight from that most reliable news organization – The Onion News Network – comes the news that will break the hearts of pre-pubescent children around the world. Justin Bieber has been discovered to be actually 51 year old Michael Cote, a known pedophile.

Oh and just in case you missed it – this was a humor post.