Humankind fail: FarmVille for Dummies

This is a thing that is happening.

FarmVille for Dummies just became available for preorder at Amazon, ahead of its release on February 15th, 2011. The perfect … Valentine’s gift? For $13.14, the book promises to “get novices acquainted with FarmVille rules and regulations, while more savvy players can sharpen their skills and find out how to stay up to date on the latest FarmVille features.”

It feels like it should be a parody, but it isn’t. Faintly terrifying.

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