Blow it out your ass: 13 year old boy arrested for farting

A student at a Martin County school in Florida was arrested after he farted and turned off his classmate’s computers, according to a report released Friday by the Sheriff’s Office.

News of the arrest was published by TCPalm.

According to the sheriff’s office report, the incident occurred Nov. 4, when the 13-year-old boy “continually disrupted his classroom environment” by purposely breaking wind.

A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother.

Wow, charging a 13 year old boy for breaking wind is like charging the Pope for praying. I cannot wait to make a citizens arrest the next time I get in a crowded elevator and someone lets one go, and asking me to pull your finger will now attract the death penalty.