Pamela Anderson: American for 5 minutes but lots of advice for Obama

Pamela Anderson may only have been an American for approximately 5 minutes, but she already has plenty of advice about how president elect Obama should fix America. In fact she felt so strongly she wrote Barack Obama an open letter on her site.

She obviosuly wrote this helpful advice herself as its full of weird punctuation, funky sentences and she has never heard of an enter key.

Firstly she wanted Obama to read a couple of books. One of them is The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein which is essentially a rant about capitalism and “orthodox economic theory”. This is a bit hypocritical from someone who makes tens of millions from “acting” and endorsements.

So howe lse would Pammy fix America? By promoting vegetarianism (which will end world hunger), and legalizing marijuana.

She also had some helpful advice about child molesters and child pornography:

Government must Castrate every molester-or potential molester- error on the safe side- if any child pornography is found in anyone’s possession-or anyone creating such atrocities-or if any child Is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester- listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served-The abuse is way worse than any trial could be- our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished.

Got that Obama? Good.

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