Obama Condoms: Protecting the Presidents Men!

For that special man in your life, who perhaps has presidential ambitions, or would single handedly like to “sow the seeds of hope”, you can buy Obama Condoms at this site.

For those who had not considered whether you were left leaning, right leaning, or maybe kinked was important in the bedroom the Practice Safe Policy people had this to say:

WE DECIDED LONG AGO (SOMETIME AFTER SUPER TUESDAY) THAT IT WAS TIME FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT NATION TO START FOCUSING ON THE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY, LIKE POLITICIANS AND THEIR SEX LIVES. SO WE CREATED OBAMACONDOMS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO JUST CAN’T DECIDE WHEN TO WITHDRAW, AND WHEN TO STAY IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL.

OBAMACONDOMS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE MOST RIGID ASSAULT, LIGHT ENOUGH TO PENETRATE THE DEEPEST TRENCHES, AND THEY’RE OPRAH APPROVED!*

THESE ARE UNCERTAIN TIMES. THE ECONOMY’S A BALL- BUSTER AND THE SURGE WENT FLACCID! BUT NOW THERE’S OBAMACONDOMS, FOR A CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

* NOT REALLY

The site also sells Palin Condoms for when an abortion is just not an option, and McCain condoms, although for some reason no one, not even the Republicans wants those.

Imaging President Elect Obama have sex, is kind of like imagining your parents doing it; none of us really want to go there. I do hope they sent Obama a box because I can see him picking the Obama packet off the presidential night stand, and asking Michelle Obama, if she is ready for a change you can believe in.

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