Angelina’s kids aren’t all that, at least not according to Forbes! Suri Cruise has been named the No. 1 Hottest Hollywood Tot in the second annual list, which is based on the kids’ parent’s popularity and media attention.

Suri’s definitely been catching my attention lately: um, she gave the finger to the paparazzi. That trumps any scowl that Zahara or Shiloh could drum up when they see the photogs. Plus, I’m obsessed with the “Is Suri Ugly?!” debates online, which pop up more than they should. Poor girl, she deserves this award because there’s so much damage down the road for her. (Imagine googling yourself and reading that people think you look like an alien. . .)

The rest of the list included Shiloh, Zahara, and Pax (numbers 2, 3, and 4 respectively), Sam Alexis Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods and wife Elin), Cruz Beckham, Matilda Rose Ledger, David Banda (son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie), Sean Preston Federline, and Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen).