Been wondering about Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons? Trying to decide whether to see it or just sneak a peek at the Lohan topless photos leaked online?
The very low budget film opened to direct streaming and a very limited release in theaters on Friday. Since I’m only mostly evil, I’ll talk about The Canyon reviews first.
Scroll down if you just want a link to the Lindsay Lohan The Canyons topless photos.
Anyhoo, the film’s release is so limited that The Hollywood Reporter revealed that The Canyons opened in only one theater, the IFC Center in New York.
Ticket sales? Decidedly soft. The matinee returns for the Paul Schrader directed flick were less than $3,500 on Friday.
That’s fairly harsh.
A lot of people may be wondering if it’s better to watch the post-rehab Lindsay Lohan real-life drama.
The early reviews weren’t very kind. IndieWire called her performance bland. The Hollywood Reporter upgraded her to unexceptional.
And now People critic Alynda Wheat has come forward to blast Lindsay Lohan as actively painful to watch in The Canyons.
Wheat doesn’t like the film, which she called “limp, soft-core porn” anyway.
And she doesn’t really think Lohan is acting. Instead, she called out Schrader for using Lohan’s real-world desperation to drive interest in an otherwise uninteresting film. Here’s the kicker:
“It hurts to watch someone so…fragile work through a personal drama in such a public, shabby way…[T]here isn’t a single frame of footage…more interesting than the real life-drama…”
Hmm. The film might stink out loud. But if you want to watch Lindsay Lohan disintegrate a little more in public, The Canyons might give you another chance.
But you know one thing about an erotic thriller? Especially one starring a former porn star, in this case the lovely and talented James Deen?
It’s guaranteed to have boobs.
Celebslam’s review of The Canyons is a little different from People’s review: “There’s Lindsay taking a shower, having a foursome, making out with a girl, and boobs. Lots and lots of boobs.”
And they posted a gallery of the leaked Lindsay Lohan The Canyons topless photos to prove it.
People, I have no control over how long these leaked Lindsay Lohan topless photos will remain online. I suggest you get ’em while they’re hot.