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Subway’s New Six Inch Sandwich Is Fresh, Very Fresh: BTW, It’s A Penis

Subway Penis Sub and Frozen Pee

A Subway employee has been caught attempting to create a new type of six-inch sandwich. Of course, by tha,t I mean he rubbed his penis between a few pieces of bread.

The employee, obviously proud of his fresh meat sandwich, took a photo and posted it on Instagram. Because obviously nothing says manly like showing off your penis inside a Subway sandwich.

The Subway penis sandwich prank went down in Columbus, Ohio.

But wait, there’s more penis fun! Another employee at the same location peed into a water bottle and then froze it. The second man wrote with glee, “Today at work I froze my pee.”

The pee freezing subway worker was revealed as Cameron Boggs, and he admitted to freezing his pee; heck, he even shouted it from the hilltops.

Boggs posted the incriminating photo on Instagram only to remove it at a later time. The photo was originally posted under the Instagram name “weedpriest” and featured the caption:

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

HuffPost Weird News spoke with Ian Jett who said the incident didn’t happen at work:

“I would never do that at work — it was at home. This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

If you are looking to try a new six-inch Subway sandwich, you can go to the Tuttle Crossing Boulevard store in Columbus, Ohio. Unfortunately for Ian Jett, you are probably getting closer to a 4 to 5 inch sub based on the photo evidence.

In case you are curious to see exactly what a footlong Subway penis sub would look like, here you go:

Subway Penis Sub - Footlong

Do you think both employees should be fired for creating a Subway penis sandwich and a frozen pee drink.

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