A Subway employee has been caught attempting to create a new type of six-inch sandwich. Of course, by tha,t I mean he rubbed his penis between a few pieces of bread.
The employee, obviously proud of his fresh meat sandwich, took a photo and posted it on Instagram. Because obviously nothing says manly like showing off your penis inside a Subway sandwich.
The Subway penis sandwich prank went down in Columbus, Ohio.
But wait, there’s more penis fun! Another employee at the same location peed into a water bottle and then froze it. The second man wrote with glee, “Today at work I froze my pee.”
The pee freezing subway worker was revealed as Cameron Boggs, and he admitted to freezing his pee; heck, he even shouted it from the hilltops.
Boggs posted the incriminating photo on Instagram only to remove it at a later time. The photo was originally posted under the Instagram name “weedpriest” and featured the caption:
HuffPost Weird News spoke with Ian Jett who said the incident didn’t happen at work:
“I would never do that at work — it was at home. This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”
If you are looking to try a new six-inch Subway sandwich, you can go to the Tuttle Crossing Boulevard store in Columbus, Ohio. Unfortunately for Ian Jett, you are probably getting closer to a 4 to 5 inch sub based on the photo evidence.
In case you are curious to see exactly what a footlong Subway penis sub would look like, here you go:
Do you think both employees should be fired for creating a Subway penis sandwich and a frozen pee drink.