RedBull Causes Drug Use, Violence and Sex

A Journal of American College Health report claims that there is a link between energy drinks such as RedBull and “toxic jock” behavior that includes unprotected sex, substance abuse and violence.

According to a MSNBC report in May, Energy drinks are already causing nation wide hospitalizations and some schools have banned RedBull as students get “drunk” by drinking it (I’d be checking the cans for Vodka….but that’s just me).

Now excuse me while I go snort some coke, screw around and beat the living daylights out of someone since I’ve just finished by second sugar free RedBull for the day.

Just what the world needs, yet another scare.

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