And to close out Father’s Day I bring you – Sexual Armor

No I’m not kidding. Seriously it’s called Sexual Armor and it was patented in 1908 by Ms. Ellen E. Perkins because she was appalled by the side effects of masturbation. These are the are the drawing that went along with Patent 875,845.

And apparently it was suppose to be quite comfortable

In actual practice I have found that an armor or device of the character above described, when properly made and fitted to a patient, may be worn with very little, if any, discomfort, and that when properly covered by over garments the fact of its application will not be noticeable. It has been found to be an entirely satisfactory device for the purposes had in view.

via Neatorama