Le sigh, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have split up for good! Boo, everyone seems to love them, but it’s another case of relationship-death-by-Hollywood, with an insider saying that “‘Rachel is too controlling. They broke up the first time because of their busy schedules — and that’s the problem again.’”

Why can’t Spencer and Heidi go this way? I’m inclined to believe that Spencer even enjoyed having Heidi get fired (see evil grin here), and I’d love to be reporting that news instead.