Diddy wished himself and all his alter egos a “Happy Birthday” in a horrid rendition of a very happy song. His birthday wish?

“I wish [...] that Barack Obama becomes president and they don’t try to steal the election. That’s all I wish for, that’s all I want. Please, God.”

*Looks soulfully at camera* What makes this video funny is when you look past Diddy and get a glimpse of his house. . . it looks like a teenager’s bedroom. Diddy’s too busy to clean on his birthday/Election Day, and to be fair, he has been doing a lot, although his wait at the polls only took 8 minutes.