Boo-hoo, Paris: just after we reported her possibly boyfriend-stealing ways, she cried to the News of the World and told them that she had been “exploited” because men were after her for sex, fame, and fortune. Good thing she managed to snag Benji Madden, then, because it sounds like Stavros, Paris Latsis, and (worst of all) Rick Salomon were total wastes of space. Rick especially, since he sold that sex tape of her and made her “hate him”:

“I[Paris] told us: ‘I loved [Rick Salomon] for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.’

‘Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people’.”

I almost started to respect her until she went on and on about how former glamor model Jordan’s “really smart and beautiful.” Probably not the first two adjectives I’d use to describe her– I’m thinking “shrill” and “fake” top my list at the moment.