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Evil Spirit Sightings In Britain Highest In 25 Years

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In the last 25 years there has been nearly 1000 (968 to be exact) reported ghost, ghoul or other demonic sightings in Britain alone. Yorkshire county is especially active (hint hint Winchester boys) with 74 reports. Most people reported seeing Succubus or Uncabus (those nasty demons that sexually attacks you, while you sleep), but others have seen hell hounds, werewolves and water demons.

One of the hell hounds actually collided with a car between Northallerton and Leeming Bar on the A684, while others have seen a water demon with a long neck, a vast serpentine body and glowing eyes.

Lionel Fanthorpe, the UK’s leading authority on the unexplained, said:

The present human population is many times greater than it was in the past. Therefore the more people that there are, statistically, the more potential encounters they might have with these unpleasant, non-human entities.

So unless your last name is Winchester, you should reconsider before heading to one of these counties in the UK.

1 Yorkshire 74

2 Devonshire 57

3 Somerset 51

4 Wiltshire 46

5 Inverness 39

6 Dorset 37

7 Norfolk 32

7 Lancashire 32

8 Sussex 30

8 Derbyshire 30

9 Essex 29

9 Suffolk 29

10 Lincolnshire 24

PS: Sam Winchester, if you are reading this (I know you are on that Apple/Dell-thingy) the Apocalypse ins’t solved in the US alone. We desperately need your help in Europe as well.

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