George Clooney and Ball Ironing

‘Ball Ironing’ Exists, George Clooney Wasn’t Joking About Male Cosmetic Procedure

George Clooney recently joked about a procedure called “Ball Ironing,” and it turns out that such a cosmetic surgery actually exists. While the California company behind the procedure prefer to call it a “Male Laser Lift” procedure, we can’t help but think it will forever be known as ball ironing thanks to comments made by the A-list actor.

An Italian publication recently asked George Clooney about his views on plastic surgery, and he joked:

“I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like wrinkles. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ‘ball ironing.’ ”

Beauty’s Park is offering a “tightening the tackle” deal at the moment that provides buyers with a $575 scrotal beauty procedure. According to the company, the process “involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles, and correct discoloration on the scrotum.”

On the company website, a note about the procedure reads:

“Male grooming these days is on par with female grooming. Using the Pixel laser this procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration from ingrown hairs, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to the external skin. You know where…”

Nurse Jamie invented the procedure and says they “had a difficult time coming up with a name.”

Possible names originally included Ball Ironing, Go Nuts, and Laser Polish the Crown Jewels.

Nurse Jamie, the creator of ball ironing, is no amateur inventor, having appeared under their stage name for various consultations with health and mental wellness specialist Dr. Drew.

Women undergo bikini and brazilian waxes to groom down below, and now it looks as a very select group of guys are doing the same.

So what do our male readers think of the new procedure? Are you willing to undergo a round of ball ironing? This is yet another procedure most guys are probably going to opt-out from undergoing.