Madonna has gone totally high school! The Mirror ran a hilarious exclusive that describe Madonna’s text fights with Guy Ritchie– “dozens” of super-vindictive message, which The Mirror called “weird.” While he was working on his Sherlock Holmes film (and soulfully strumming his guitar?), Guy supposedly received a text that read “You’re going down,” which he then showed to all of the film crew.

I guess he’s used to it by now, although it’s said that he admitted that “[...] It’s not funny. Imagine what it was like living with her.” A source commented on Madge’s behavior, saying “She loves to wind Guy up and this is just another example of her oddball humour. He doesn’t take these things too seriously. If he did, it would drive him mad.”

Oh wait.