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Top 10 Wardrobe Malfunctions Of The Week Nobody Could Stay Dressed

This was the week that was for wardrobe malfunctions. Maybe it was something in the stars, but everybody from A-list movie actresses to anonymous bank robbers were showing way more lingerie or skin than you’d normally expect. Hold onto your hat while we take a wild ride through this week’s top ten best moments in over-exposure.

10) The week opened with a bang with last Friday’s release of Star Trek Into Darkness. Self-proclaimed “Twitter masochist” and screenwriter Damon Lindelof apologized repeatedly and at length for a gratuitous scene where Alice Eve, playing Dr. Carol Marcus, appears in her underwear.

9) As a runner-up in the Star Trek category, we have Zoë Saldana giving an interview with Today to remind us that she’d posed completely naked in the June issue of Allure, which also posted some of the photographs online. Well, technically, she gave the interview to defend the magazine’s decision to post her weight on the cover, but I think she didn’t want you to forget that there was more than one woman with a great body appearing in the film.

8) Not to be outdone, singer Mariah Carey popped out of her pink Versace dress today while the cameras were rolling on Good Morning America. Oh, I’m sure that was completely accidental. Aren’t you?

7) While we’re on the topic of deliberate flashing to win eyeballs, an artist in Beijing came forward as the Wingjing Streaker. He had become famous over the past couple of months by staging naked stunts in the streets of Beijing.

One stunt involved riding a scooter while carrying a cross, which the Asian media widely reported as a crucifix since…hey…they don’t know the difference. Even better was a stunt where he ran naked down the street carrying a sex doll while an equally naked woman accomplice chased after him.

6)The Cannes Film Festival was apparently a great place to leave your underwear at home. Here’s Heidi Klum’s tweet from the event:

5)But the best Cannes effort came from Eva Longoria. After flashing her lack of underpants by lifting a turquoise dress a little too high one night, she wanted to reassure us that she really did own a pair of underpants. We can see for ourselves in this tweet:

4)Heck, even the bank robbers were showing off their skimpies. The Stuart, Iowa Police Department released this surveillance video of an oddly-attired robber who appeared in a sheer green gown that revealed way too much of what was underneath:

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