Tara Reid’s “Not Perfect.” Really?

Wait, what? Tara Reid isn’t perfect? People offered us a very predictable account of how Tara Reid’s saying “enough already” to the haters on the internet who pounced on her cellulite-flashing, surgery-showing pics. Of course, if Tara just put on something besides a string bikini, everyone would probably leave this hot mess alone:

After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure. ‘I’ve been a media target for years now. [..] It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.’

. . .Or change your f-ing clothes so people don’t make fun of you. Hire a stylist, dress like you’re over 30, and stay the heck away from anything strapless, braless, midriff-baring, or awkwardly blousy. Problem solved.

The good news is that Tara’s “sworn off plastic surgery for now.” How about forever?

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