Lady Gaga has released a ten-minute, highly stylized video with Beyonce, the whole point of which seems to be, “I don’t have a penis.” (Quote: “I told you she didn’t have a dick.”)

Gaga’s lack of boy-parts becomes evident before the first minute is up, in a clip where the singer wears fishnets, electrical tape pasties and nothing else. (Her hoo-ha is blurred, though.) The video doesn’t get much less gritty from there, with smoking cigarette sunglasses, many lesbian encounters, and a murder plot with Beyonce featuring lots of death by honey poisonings. Also, Tyrese Gibson makes an appearance. (Quote: “I knew you’d take all my honey, you selfish a*****e.”)

You can watch all nine minutes and thirty two seconds of Lady Gaga’s Telephone below.