Dude wants to buy Twitter … for 1.5 Billion

So some dude earning $65K a year wants to buy a website. Not just any web site mind you. No, he wants to buy Twitter and comes asking Suzie Orman how to so it.

This of course is just a bunch of humor for the Shorty Awards with Suzie and some dude named Mark Z. doing some leg pulling.

via my good friend Sean.