Pete Doherty Might Be Killing His Cats

Pete Doherty of Babyshambles and Amy Winehouse-wooin’ fame could be in trouble after one of his cats allegedly met a mysterious death. This comes, of course, after one of his other pussies was taped possibly getting hits from a specially made crack pipe last year. Just yesterday Pete stumbled into a gig in Brixton Mass after an announcement was made that one of his cats had “gone crazy,” and told the crowd “Sorry I’m late. But considering I’ve had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I’ve done pretty well to be here.”

I hope that means that the RSPCA got the messages, too, because he could be up to his old tricks. His rep later said that he was joking, but his track record sucks.

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