If You’re Going To Snort Amphetamines, Best Not Do It On An Unmarked Police Car

A German man has been arrested after he was caught snorting amphetamines off an unmarked police car.

The unnamed man popped outside for a line while attending a night club in Nuremberg, Germany. Needing a flat surface, he found the car, which unbeknown to him belonged to the local constabulary.

According to Reuters, “it was coincidence that the officers — who were walking by their parked car — discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.”

“He’s got horrible luck,” a police spokesman told the media.

Yeah, that’s one way of putting it