Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is back. Or at least he will be if he can find a network to take his new self-filmed reality TV show.
Sorrentino’s would-be show reportedly focuses on The Sitch and other Sorrentino family members. With Jersey Shore having ended for good in December 2012, we’re guessing the dollars may be drying up for the “star.” As for actual content, TMZ reports:
“In case you’re wondering what’s in store … we got footage of the GTL guru taping a few scenes … which involve him getting in and out of his Lamborghini.”
Can’t wait. If you’ve forgotten what The Situation is about, here are some, ahem, choice cuts from Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore, available now:
“As a certified personal trainer, a former professional underpants model, and a guy who looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off, I know a thing or two about physical fitness. Now I may be blessed with superior genetics, but I still hit the gym hard for ninety minutes, five or six days per week.”
“Chicks may object that bros simply look at them as creeping targets. But chicks like being crept on. Sure, they’ll tell you that they go to clubs simply to dance and have fun with friends. But take it from the Sitch, single people are at the club for one reason and one reason only: to not be single anymore. Even if it’s just for that night.”
“Nine out of ten times, the grenade is a grenade because she’s ugly and fat. She’s mad at you and at life because everyone is more interested in her hot friend. (On rare occasions, a cute girl can slide into grenade status because of a horribly bitchy personality, or for being obsessive and possessive about the guy she wants to be with).”